The Boogre Bar 3

[LiOnHe@rT]

wow, that was a closee......
and no, bunglaeu, none of us haf seen your missing fireballs (i think...) although i thought i heard some explosions n felt a bit of heat coming up from the wine cellar.........

[Bungleau]

*looks up at the dagger in the wall above his head*

Ya know, I always thought that displacer cloak would come in handy, but never quite this handy.

*pulls the dagger out, whets it with a stone briefly, and puts it on a serving tray

Barkeep, can you send this back over to Kev? I've sharpened the tip a bit (rather nasty on these stout wooden beams), and he should enjoy it handily.

Oh, one more thing. *waves hands and murmurs briefly* There. Let him know it's also got a couple of waterspout spells enchanted into it. Rather amazing what they can do when let loose in the middle of a nice-sized fire.

*leans over* And for grins, every fourth one comes with a simulated scuba diver body. Drives all the local papers crazy when it's discovered afterwards, and breathes life into the old "water scooped scuba diver" legend.

*leans back* Allllllrighty then. Next time he's snooping around, I won't be so nice about it. Now, where was that mug of stout ale...?

[kev]

As Jafin returns the dagger to Kev steam seems to sprout from his already red & blistered ears. [img]graemlins/madhell.gif[/img]
Kev slowly lifts the dagger from the plate & tests the sharpness of the tip on his sooty black thumb. [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]
As he lifts the dagger as if to throw it once again a figure seems to materialize above his head.
Seeing the shadow that the figure casts Kev looks up. 1st surprise & then horror register on his face. [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img]
As a scuba diver, a very fat scuba diver, appears in the air above him.

Gravity proceeds to do what gravity does best.

[Bungleau]

Ouch!

Here, Kev, let me give ya a hand with that thing. You're only supposed to use the waterspout spell outside, not inside.

*pulls the scuba diver off and tosses it out the door*

There. He'll decompose in a few minutes, and no one will be the wiser.

Barkeep! An uplifting drink for Kev, if ya please. And something without water...

[LiOnHe@rT]

ooo, that has gotta hurt........i tink ppl should watch out for that wet patch of water there, otherwise they'll get themselves as hurt as u are.........
*puts up a signboard saying: "CAUTION: Wet Floor And beware of fat, falling scuba divers!"*
there, hope everyone is able to see it...........

[Jafin]

*Looks about at the chaos in the bar and frowns*

This is a bit crazy in here... a dagger thrown at a head is fine, fireballs are ok, but SCUBA DIVERS?!?! We've gotta do something about scuba divers... "BOB!!!"

*Bob walks in* [img]graemlins/elf.gif[/img]

The next time a scuba diver appears, take care of the kind patron who is responsible for it... and make sure to praise the next person to throw a dagger at someone's head, especially if it's a wicked looking dagger [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

-Jafin

[ 01-08-2003, 11:41 PM: Message edited by: Jafin ]

[kev]

Jafin,
I used to be a professional scuba diver. Does that mean that I gotta go?
Bob usually waits 'til I pass out to turf me into the street.

[chi master]

Sorry foe being away so long Jaffin *gulp* am I still the wine taster?

[LiOnHe@rT]

haha, yes u can still be the wine taster, but that's up to JAFIN to decide...... (although i hope chi master can become the wine taster but NOT wreak havoc inside the wine cellar........ [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] )

[macoati]

Well, Chi will most likely have to find a different path into the cellar...unless he actually wants to ask Jafin to let him in the front door [img]smile.gif[/img]