Evil Smiting continued????

[Ronn_Bman]

Clyde The Flatulent Gnome : Thank you Storm Bringer! I can now clearly see the enemy who must be destroyed.

With his senses now clearing, Clyde realizes his impulsive urge to launch his "modified" Stinking Cloud (properties listed previously) against Zordakithann, the Stench Hunter, not only bought him the time he needed to recover, but succeeded in temporarily disabling him, as well.

Clyde *mockingly* "The once powerful Zordakithann, now you stand before me with your hansomely sweet, musky yet manly smell. But whose odor prevails within this cloud of mine? You hold your hand to your mouth to prevent the expulsion of your *innerds* and thus your death."

*stepping up to Zordakithann grinning, but full of rage* "For the acts of evil you've inflicted on my family, I now kill you."

Clyde removes Zordakithann's hand from his mouth allowing the effect of the "Clyde Cloude" to take full effect. The deadly vapor now penetrates every fiber of the man's body causing him to convulse until he finally spews forth all within him, including muscle and bone.

Clyde: It is done! Zordakithann killed my mother, wife, cousin, aunt, and sister and now it is revenged! Why he caused so much pain to one woman, I'll never understand

Clyde is very happy with his new friend Storm Bringer and doubly grateful for her cleansing rain. Not only did it clear his vision, it cleaned his clothing.

Normally after firing Clyde's "modified" Stinky Cloud all his gear must be burned, but Storm Bringer's rain has cleaned the uncleanable, leaving only his stockings a bit sticky.

Clyde : Storm Bringer there is much we can do together.

Clyde: For the love of Hyerdolipholopilicitosis, SOMEONE PLEASE LIGHT A MATCH!

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"Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins."

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[SSJ4Sephiroth]

Sephiroth- Save vs Polymorph: 19 Sephiroth- Save vs Spell: 16 Bwahahahaha!!! what foolish spells to attempt to beat me with! now, feel my wrath!

Sephiroth casts the Super Uber-Munchkin spell, Summon Squirrels!

[Spelman]

*Leaving Shadows*
Well, well, well. What's all this here, then? A Spam War? Was I not invited? Someone has summoned the Goddess and Crafter of Spam (and assorted other potted meat foods and packaged foods fund at your local grocer)Beatrice? Mr. Roger's? Teletubbies? Barney??

*Casts Polymorh Self*
*Shape Change to Gumbeedammit*

I AM GUMBEEDAMMIT!! PROTECTOR AND AVENGER OF ALL THAT IS SPAM!

*Summon Faithful Steed Pukey*

BEHOLD!

*Shows everyone his Honorary Knights Who Say Ni Card*

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Excellent idea, Epona

Lord Shield drops his pants (an ancient artefact) and releases his deadliest weapon

the meaning of life :O:O:O:O

everybody is forced to sit down and contemplate it now

being neither Good nor Evil I chuckle at the opposing sides



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[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH: Fonzie haveing seen enough of the evil cloud queen contemplates his next move DEFACATION SPELL DEFACATION Level: Quest/10 School: invokation/evocation/toilet Duration: Special Casting Time :Variable all good chars: "eeesshhh run away" [This message has been edited by Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH (edited 10-25-2001).]

Storm Queen laughs so hard her sides ache.. she holds up the empty JUMBO FAMILY SIZE bottle of Kaopectate that she and Mel put in Kothiwothiesnookiookums the Tyrant's beer.. and grins mischievously.

HEHE.. oh and Sephie? Not any old smurfling.. you would be a hybid TELETUBBY-smurf.. HAHAHAHA!

CB

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
CloudDragon of the OHF
Storm-Queen
Raven's Cloud
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

[Epona]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: Excellent idea, Epona Lord Shield drops his pants (an ancient artefact) and releases his deadliest weapon the meaning of life :O:O:O:O everybody is forced to sit down and contemplate it now being neither Good nor Evil I chuckle at the opposing sides

OH NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE? LORD SHIELD HAS EXPOSED ALL. THERE IS MUCH UNHOLINESS IN THIS PLACE. YEA THOU SHALT BE CLEANSED. OH NO, NOW THERE IS SHIT EVERYWHERE. WHO DID THAT? DEFECATION IN ANGER IS SURELY NOT A TOOL OF THE RIGHTEOUS.

SO SAYETH EPONA THE BARD

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

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[DragonMage]

After much contemplation of Lord Shield's Meaning of Life, Breanna then takes on the dread Gumbeedammit.

YOU SHALL NOT PREVAIL!

*summons gigantic anvil to crush clay/foam man*

AHA! I HAVE YOU NOW!

*releases hold spell on anvil. Anvil falls on Gumbeedammit*

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Its a world of laughter a world of cheer a world of cheetos a world of beer I'ts a small world after all Its a small world after all Its a small small small small world (repeat ad nauseum)

ROTFL!!!!! GO H! GO! LOLOLOL.. oh no.. I'm hearing it.. that song.. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.. LOLOLOL...

erm.. cheetos.. you DO like them alot..don't you? *giggle*

Storm Queen, leaving Hiram Sedai a years supply of cheetos

[Ronn_Bman]

Originally posted by Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH: Fonzie haveing seen enough of the evil cloud queen contemplates his next move DEFACATION SPELL DEFACATION Level: Quest/10 School: invokation/evocation/toilet Duration: Special Casting Time :Variable Description: The defacation spell summons 1 to 3 projectiles from the anal area of the caster, these fly unerringly towards the target (or the toilet) and hit for 3d10 Subdual smell damage, further to that for 1 round per caster, the stick and can cause 1d10 further damage, extra damage may be caused if the caster summons a blade wheel often known as a 'fan'. If a 'fan' is summoned then the effect can act over an area of 2d4 feet plus 1 per level of the 'fan' summoner this is known as the Sh*T hitting the fan. Fonzie: Summon Fan Fonzie: Defacate all good chars: "eeesshhh run away" [This message has been edited by Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH (edited 10-25-2001).]

Clyde The Flatulent Gnome: "Sweet Mother!"

"Fonzie's
firing
fatal,
fragrant,
fecal
fojectiles"(I couldn't think of an "f" word for projectiles so...)

"If Storm Bringer had not cleansed me so thoroughly, mine own Cloud could have protected me from the flying *dookie darts*, but now I'm vulnerable. ARRRGGGGH! Was this a trick, cleaning me so?"


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"Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins."

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[SSJ4Sephiroth]

Originally posted by Cloudbringer: HEHE.. oh and Sephie? Not any old smurfling.. you would be a hybid TELETUBBY-smurf.. HAHAHAHA! CB

and i should be scared of this... why? its not like it's actually gonna HIT me! *chugs more Potions of Intelligence*