Cloudy's Cafe-a convo zone-October 13, 2002 - Page 11

Sazerac · 10-15-2002, 09:48 AM

*guffaw* Not me, Attalus! I'm in a long sleeve shirt today and my slacks. I guess I'm a "lightweight" (not to look at me, though!)

-Sazerac

Attalus · 10-15-2002, 10:06 AM

Well, I'm in my scrubs, now, Saz and CD. When I went to the grocery store last night, I wore a jacket over my t-shirt, but khaki shorts. I did as mental survey on the others there, and I counted 4 other shoppers, two male, two female. The jacket is more important than the shorts, because the upper body gets cold faster than the legs, I guess. Not to want to get into the kilt argument, again.

BTW, Saz, I love the dirge in your sig. It kept running through mey head last night. Galadria had to tell me to stop singing it.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 10-15-2002, 10:14 AM

LOL Att, erm tell me, am I SURE I want to know what you wore yesterday Att?

[img]tongue.gif[/img] j/k. erm post again? College is soooo boring at the moment... why am I whining? I just am... [img]tongue.gif[/img] erm ignore me

10-15-2002, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Attalus:

quote:
Originally posted by Downunda:

Probably a totally stupid quez, but... Why are you wearing shorts if it's cold? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Hi, Dunda! Yes, it is a Texas custom to wear shorts until one develops chilblains. LoL, I am sitting here typing in my shorts and T-shirt, and Saz just described the weather here perfectly: bright blue, windy, and 50 degrees F. (18 degrees C)[/QUOTE]Well I am not a true Texan then ecause I rarely ever wear shorts in cool weather and I have no idea what chilblains are LOL!
I thought it was just kind of warm in the house last night which is whi i was in shorts (with the cooler air outside. Turns out I am sick and must have been running a slight fever but didn't realize it. I feel it this morning though! Ugh! Good Morning all!

EDIT: KHaN, on the other hand it Texan through and through....shorts, a T-shirt and of all things LOL, a light jacket when he just left for the grocery store.
*shrugs* I'll be in a sweater, jeans and closed shoes when I can motivate myself to move again.

johnny, Loved the pic!

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I'd pay you to do that to AOL/Time-Warner! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 10-15-2002, 10:22 AM: Message edited by: Moni ]

johnny · 10-15-2002, 10:27 AM

Minno LOL Now i know why....i went to their homepage to see if i'd bump into something silly, and when i clicked my browsers "back" button it wouldn't let me go, they made me stay on their homepage.

Sazerac · 10-15-2002, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Attalus:

BTW, Saz, I love the dirge in your sig. It kept running through mey head last night. Galadria had to tell me to stop singing it.

Oh, have you not heard the full unexpurgated version?

You asked for it! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Here it is:

The Barbarian Birthday Dirge

Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]
Doom, destruction and despair,
Grief and sorrow fill the air,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

Birthdays come but once a year,
Marking time as Death draws near,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

You must marry very soon,
Baby's due the next full moon,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

Your servants steal, your wife's untrue,
Your children plot to murder you,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

They stole your sword, your gold, your house,
Took your sheep but not your spouse,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, she's gaining fast
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

We brought linen, white as cloud,
Now we'll sit and sew your shroud,
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what!
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

This one lesson you must learn,
FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn!
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [ARRrr!!]

Hear the Women Wail and Weep
Kill them all, But Spare the Sheep
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

May the children in the Street
Be your barbecueing Meat
Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row
(etc.)

Pestilence has struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down
(etc.)

Long ago your hair turned grey
Now it's falling out, they say
(etc.)

Burn the castle, storm the keep
Kill the women, save the sheep
(etc.)

Burn, then rape by firelight
Add some romance to your life
(etc.)

Now you've lived another year
Age to you is like stale beer
(etc.)

It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year
(etc.)

There's probably hundreds of more verses out there, but I'll spare you.

Galadria's going to have my head on a platter as it is!

-Sazerac

10-15-2002, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Minno LOL Now i know why....i went to their homepage to see if i'd bump into something silly, and when i clicked my browsers "back" button it wouldn't let me go, they made me stay on their homepage.

LOL! Welcome to Internet Hell! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

whacky · 10-15-2002, 11:21 AM

Yeah Saz i noticed that too ...... it was really really funny

10-15-2002, 11:49 AM

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention...Cool dirge Saz!

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
(Not feeling quite up to par this morning)

Well, its off to school for me! Two hours of lecture and note taking, I think I can handle that much. [img]smile.gif[/img]

You all have a great day! I'll probably stop in later but I do need to apply myself to studies today & tonight what with TWO exams tomorrow. *sigh*
I think I'd better gargle with warm salt water and pick up some vitamin-C drops on my way to school. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]
Laters!

Attalus · 10-15-2002, 01:15 PM

Saz, ROFLMAO. I'll sing that at my next birthday party, instead of that insipid "happ Birthday to You."

Moni, sorry to hear you are under the weather. It's because you don't wear shorts to the grocery store enough.

10-15-2002, 09:48 AM	#101
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	guffaw Not me, Attalus! I'm in a long sleeve shirt today and my slacks. I guess I'm a "lightweight" (not to look at me, though!) -Sazerac __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

10-15-2002, 10:27 AM	#105
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Minno LOL Now i know why....i went to their homepage to see if i'd bump into something silly, and when i clicked my browsers "back" button it wouldn't let me go, they made me stay on their homepage. __________________

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10-15-2002, 10:06 AM	#102
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Well, I'm in my scrubs, now, Saz and CD. When I went to the grocery store last night, I wore a jacket over my t-shirt, but khaki shorts. I did as mental survey on the others there, and I counted 4 other shoppers, two male, two female. The jacket is more important than the shorts, because the upper body gets cold faster than the legs, I guess. Not to want to get into the kilt argument, again. BTW, Saz, I love the dirge in your sig. It kept running through mey head last night. Galadria had to tell me to stop singing it.

10-15-2002, 10:14 AM	#103
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	LOL Att, erm tell me, am I SURE I want to know what you wore yesterday Att? [img]tongue.gif[/img] j/k. erm post again? College is soooo boring at the moment... why am I whining? I just am... [img]tongue.gif[/img] erm ignore me

10-15-2002, 11:21 AM	#108
whacky Emerald Dragon Join Date: July 16, 2002 Location: The Abyss Age: 36 Posts: 904	Yeah Saz i noticed that too ...... it was really really funny

10-15-2002, 11:49 AM	#109
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Oh yeah, I forgot to mention...Cool dirge Saz! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] (Not feeling quite up to par this morning) Well, its off to school for me! Two hours of lecture and note taking, I think I can handle that much. [img]smile.gif[/img] You all have a great day! I'll probably stop in later but I do need to apply myself to studies today & tonight what with TWO exams tomorrow. sigh I think I'd better gargle with warm salt water and pick up some vitamin-C drops on my way to school. [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] Laters!

10-15-2002, 01:15 PM	#110
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Saz, ROFLMAO. I'll sing that at my next birthday party, instead of that insipid "happ Birthday to You." Moni, sorry to hear you are under the weather. It's because you don't wear shorts to the grocery store enough.

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