Cloudy's Cafe- Aug 16, weeehaa She's BACK!

[Jerome]

Originally posted by Moni: Us people? There are more than me in this head? Crap! Now I know where that voice was coming from this morning that was yelling at me to give them something to drink! No wonder grandpa got mad at me for taking him three glasses of water! Hey, come to think of it, I am thirsty! How about some of that tea? No, wait, I'd better not, it could be laced with drugs meant to weaken my will and lure me in as well! Debiler, I would never wish to steal you for myself! I have too many pets as it is!

Thirsty? Have a glass of nice, refreshing lemonade!

*places odd looking green concoction infron of her*

Now drink up...

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[debiler]

Damn! Bye, all. My mom wants to use the phone, so I must cut the connection now! See you later.

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Calvin the bold the oppressed malt beer lord

Originally posted by Moni: Bar-B-Qued chicken anyone?

Just kidding, I would never hurt a feather.
Will that spell wear off? You look pretty silly for an overlord you know...very vulnerable to those who weild forks and bottles of B-B-Q sauce.




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Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

[Jerome]

Originally posted by Moni: Bar-B-Qued chicken anyone?

Oh, thats been done before...

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[This message has been edited by Jerome (edited 08-17-2001).]

Originally posted by Jerome: Thirsty? Have a glass of nice, refreshing lemonade! *places odd looking green concoction infron of her* Now drink up...

Hmmmmmm tempting, very tempting!
But, I must resist!

See you debiler!

About that lemonade, now......pretty color, very pretty color....Oh I am thirsty! No! I must resist! I hear the washer stopped too dernit! Now I have to go and make grandpa's bed and clean his rooms.
Maybe I ought to run it through the rinse cycle again, just to be sure...that way I could have that lemonade....that pretty thirst-quenching lemonade!
Nooooooooooooo! I must resist!
*flailing her arms and screaming, Moni runs from the cafe*
Aaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!


I hate to leave just when things were getting fun lol but I gotta.
See you later Jerome.
*Hugs*



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Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

[Jerome]

Originally posted by Moni: Just kidding, I would never hurt a feather. Will that spell wear off? You look pretty silly for an overlord you know...very vulnerable to those who weild forks and bottles of B-B-Q sauce.

*cluck*

*Rasies himself up to his full height of one foot*

Then how about a deal, mortal, if you polymorph me back, i will kill you quick and painlessly when i ascend to godhood... instead of the terrible tortures me and my other farmyard bretheren will carry out while you sleep!

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Oops! My bad for feeding him those evil-thought cookies - not to worry though - The Fluffy armies are now supporting Azurewolf's claim to power, as are my darkling hordes!!! (and Caleb's dough-boys ) - BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
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[Jerome]

*sigh*
and once again my presence has scared everyone off...

See you Moni, you too debiler!

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[Jerome]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: Oops! My bad for feeding him those evil-thought cookies - not to worry though - The Fluffy armies are now supporting Azurewolf's claim to power, as are my darkling hordes!!! (and Caleb's dough-boys ) - BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Fluffy's? where? where?

*spinning about madly, holding flamethrower*



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[debiler]

Jerome, I´m sure you could fill a whole page in the café quoting yourself. You´re definitely not mad, but I don´t know what it is. Maybe schizophrenia? Or chicken pest?

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Calvin the bold the oppressed malt beer lord