Ort Building #6

[Lioness]

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Originally posted by Lord Shield:


Thanks, Lioness. Somebody sees my point. After all, what happened when Skye first posted in the thread? Melusine disintegrated her clothes

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Yeah *checks to make sure protectionFromDisintegration is still up* Good. [img]smile.gif[/img]

*glances at the chocolate, and pulls out Fork of gorging, +7, +21 vs. Chocolate* mmmmmm...

Hah! My plan exactly. We have to FIGHT for our chocolate. LS delivers a hammer-fist punch that knocks a bit off so he can eat it, while he ducks under the thing's blows

[Neb]

Neb rummages deep into one of his pockets and pulls out his hand, in his hand he holds..... Pocket lint... Oooops, wrong pocket, he searches another pocket and this time he finds..... The Vorpal Spoon Of Chocolate Eating +20 Of Holding(For big mouthfuls) and begins attacking The Chocolate.

LS ducks under the beast, deftly avoiding it as he tumbles between its legs, leading it out of the door to a trap

Woolly Rupet stands out there, his fluffness fully visible (50' at the shoulder). He blasts the chocolate monster with "Transmute Cocoa to Ice Cream" and SQUAK-ROARS triumphantly

The rest of the chocolate monster flees back into the building

[Neb]

Neb takes a short break from his chocolate eating spree to look out of the window, he looks right into one of the eyes of Woolly Rupert, "Lord Shield!" he shouts, "There's a giant hamster thing outside! Do something! It looks dangerous!"

[Lioness]

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Originally posted by Lord Shield:
LS ducks under the beast, deftly avoiding it as he tumbles between its legs, leading it out of the door to a trap

Woolly Rupet stands out there, his fluffness fully visible (50' at the shoulder). He blasts the chocolate monster with "Transmute Cocoa to Ice Cream" and SQUAK-ROARS triumphantly

The rest of the chocolate monster flees back into the building

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*grabs a marshmallow pillow, and slides down the giant mountain of ice cream...* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

"But of course he is" grins LS evilly

For the benefit of the others, I shall read out the description of Woolly Rupert from the Monstrous Compendium Spelljammer Volume:

Giant Space Hamster of Ill Omen: this possibly legendary creature is an individual rumoured ot be of unusual size, even larger than a Tyrannohamsterus Rex. "Woolly Rupert" (as he is known among gnomes) is also said to be highly intelligent and to possess spellcasting and spelljamming powers. Tales say he is not well disposed to gnomes of any sort, preferring to squash them with his titanic paws. Gnomes everywhere fear the wrath of Woolly Rupert, though they laugh nervously and claim otherwise

[Neb]

"Whew, lucky I'm not a gnome then...." says Neb and leans against a wall, "However," LS reads on, "Woolly Rupert also has bad eyesight and easily mistakes humans and elves for gnomes....."

wishful thinking I'm afraid - Spelljamming is not for the short-sighted

Me signing off now, folks. It's late this side of the pond

[Aelia Jusa]

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Originally posted by Lord Shield:


Thanks, Lioness. Somebody sees my point. After all, what happened when Skye first posted in the thread? Melusine disintegrated her clothes

and I'M meant to behave???

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That was me actually Once again the Goddess's work goes unrewarded. I may have to break out the big spells if this oversight isn't corrected. Man bosoms, Lord Shield? Bwhahahahahaha

[ 11-19-2001: Message edited by: Aelia Jusa ]