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Old 10-24-2002, 08:11 PM   #91
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*hands LoA a metal trash can lid* There you go, instant shield!
Hey *hic* can I have the unused portion of that sash...um...trash can? It seems a shame to taste...ah...waste all but the lid. I may have something to tup...er... put in it *hic*.
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Old 10-24-2002, 08:13 PM   #92
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*hands LoA a metal trash can lid* There you go, instant shield!
Hey *hic* can I have the unused portion of that sash...um...trash can? It seems a shame to taste...ah...waste all but the lid. I may have something to tup...er... put in it *hic*.[/QUOTE]So that's who's responsible for the mess in the bathroom!
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Old 10-24-2002, 08:15 PM   #93
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*Tries to take another sip of his martini, but it is GONE!* Hey, who drank my 'tini. Oh, well, guess I'll just make another...
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Old 10-24-2002, 08:17 PM   #94
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*Tries to take another sip of his martini, but it is GONE!* Hey, who drank my 'tini. Oh, well, guess I'll just make another...
Ooops, was that yours?
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Old 10-24-2002, 08:19 PM   #95
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So that's who's responsible for the mess in the bathroom!
I saw a well dressed business man walk in here and purposely VOMIT directly towards the floor! He said something about pastrami...

I told him he needed to clean it up, but he threatened me with his fountain pen, and I was forced to "back off". I didn't want to have to hurt him over some vomit.

I DID fart in his direction as a form of protest though, and TRUST ME, even if he lives through the night with that in his lungs, he won't ever be back.

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Old 10-24-2002, 08:21 PM   #96
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Ooops, was that yours?
Not to worry, the new one is colder, anyhow.
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Old 10-24-2002, 08:22 PM   #97
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So that's who's responsible for the mess in the bathroom!
I saw a well dressed business man walk in here and purposely VOMIT directly towards the floor! He said something about pastrami...

I told him he needed to clean it up, but he threatened me with his fountain pen, and I was forced to "back off". I didn't want to have to hurt him over some vomit.

I DID fart in his direction as a form of protest though, and TRUST ME, even if he lives through the night with that in his lungs, he won't ever be back.

[/QUOTE]I thought I smelt something! Geeez, what did you eat last night, man?

[ 10-24-2002, 08:22 PM: Message edited by: Animal ]
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Old 10-24-2002, 08:23 PM   #98
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Ooops, was that yours?
OMG! I peed in that by accident!

Sorry
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Old 10-24-2002, 08:25 PM   #99
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There's just something NOT RIGHT about this baggie stuff, I don't feel like myself...

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Old 10-24-2002, 08:26 PM   #100
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I thought I smelt something! Geeez, what did you eat last night, man?
It certainly wasn't pastrami! The guy vomited pastrami, and if they test that vomit, they will find pastrami DNA in it, so I want to make sure you know I didn't have pastrami.

Lots of foods produce semi-lethal farts that have a pastrami "aftertaste", but it wasn't pastrami for me last night. NO WAY!

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