This one is for TL...ya know it suits him

Stormymystic · 05-05-2003, 12:02 AM

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.

The doctor said, "We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in his private plane. The third is an attorney who just died after practicing law for 30 years."

"I'll take the lawyer's heart," said the patient.

After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did.

"It was easy," the patient replied. "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."

lethoso · 05-05-2003, 12:05 AM

you post a lot don't you stormymystic? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

but that is a good one [img]smile.gif[/img]

Stormymystic · 05-05-2003, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lethoso:
you post a lot don't you stormymystic? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

but that is a good one [img]smile.gif[/img]

when i am in the mood,lol or worried like i am tonight

Gangrell · 05-05-2003, 12:44 AM

Heh, good one Stormy [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I know, I'm a bit worried myself, big thunder outside [img]graemlins/stormy.gif[/img]

Kakero · 05-05-2003, 02:20 AM

Lawyers never use their heart? err..

harleyquinn · 05-05-2003, 07:54 AM

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] HA, That was funny, Stormy. And it's always fun to tease TL [img]graemlins/1pokeme.gif[/img]

05-05-2003, 12:02 AM	#1
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in his private plane. The third is an attorney who just died after practicing law for 30 years." "I'll take the lawyer's heart," said the patient. After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did. "It was easy," the patient replied. "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used." __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

05-05-2003, 12:05 AM	#2
lethoso Manshoon Join Date: March 27, 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 38 Posts: 248	you post a lot don't you stormymystic? [img]tongue.gif[/img] but that is a good one [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ the three r\'s of microsoft product support: reboot, retry, reinstall

05-05-2003, 07:54 AM	#6
harleyquinn Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 25, 2002 Location: NY Age: 48 Posts: 1,190	[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] HA, That was funny, Stormy. And it's always fun to tease TL [img]graemlins/1pokeme.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://www.bethspage.us/sig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

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