05-02-2003, 09:33 PM | #1 |
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Hearing Problems
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
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05-02-2003, 09:58 PM | #2 |
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Sly old fart [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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05-03-2003, 04:02 AM | #3 |
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what a clever man.
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05-03-2003, 10:37 AM | #4 |
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very nice .. loved it [img]smile.gif[/img]
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05-03-2003, 08:55 PM | #5 |
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LOL
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