03-23-2003, 10:16 AM | #1 |
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When antryg started the thread on usless informtion I got the idea for one for those little bon mots we learn in our daily living. The only rule is to keep it short.
Mine: You know you're getting old when you leave the bathroom smelling like your parents use to. [ 03-23-2003, 10:17 AM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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03-23-2003, 10:40 AM | #2 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Yuk dude!! How about, You know your a parent when, instead of chips and beers, its Animal Cookies and juice, 'couse thats all thats in the house!!
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03-24-2003, 03:59 PM | #3 |
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1. You know you're not a kid anymore when your favorite tunes are on the oldies station.
2. You know you're getting old when you hear a muzak version of your favorite song.
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03-24-2003, 08:08 PM | #4 |
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You know your old when you get grandchildren [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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03-24-2003, 08:34 PM | #5 |
Fzoul Chembryl
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It's not the heat.....it's the humidity.
I forgot the flipside of that one. "Yes, but it's a dry heat." [ 03-24-2003, 08:35 PM: Message edited by: antryg ] |
03-24-2003, 10:47 PM | #6 |
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You know you are getting old when little children start calling you " uncle ".
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03-24-2003, 10:48 PM | #7 |
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You dont know what you got till its gone.
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03-27-2003, 12:04 AM | #8 |
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You know you look too serious when girls your age call you "sir".
It happened to me more time than I like. Some time I would be checking out a cute girl, and when she'd talk to me it would be someting starting out with "Excuse me sir..."
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