03-20-2003, 04:55 AM | #1 |
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got it from the email and i thought i would share this stuff to you guys [img]smile.gif[/img]
To all the engineers out there. Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." Comprehending Engineers-Take Two An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done." Comprehending Engineers-Take Three What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build the weapons; Civil Engineers build the targets. Comprehending Engineers-Take Four The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" Comprehending Engineers-Take Five To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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03-20-2003, 06:03 AM | #2 |
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Actually as an Engineer I object to that last one - knowing how engineers like to build in safety margns and "over-design" things, I suspect they think that half full glass came in on plan, on time and on budget .
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03-20-2003, 06:39 AM | #3 |
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I would also to add an objection to the one with your wife and mistress... though i will not enlighten fellow Ironworkers what my exact opinion is on the matter.
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03-20-2003, 10:14 AM | #5 |
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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" *********************** "Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet." *********************** An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog ......that's cool."
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