Florida

Arvon · 01-17-2003, 09:12 PM

Florida

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."

antryg · 01-17-2003, 09:35 PM

I think that beachcomber must have retired and moved down from Maine. [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-18-2003, 12:18 PM

Last time i went to florida it was stingray mating season. Talk about being careful in the water

Lavindathar · 01-18-2003, 01:22 PM

These jokes are so predictable, but they're still funny!

Rageheart · 01-18-2003, 02:21 PM

there's no sharks in florida that i know of, but i have seen a gator or two

Lavindathar · 01-18-2003, 07:15 PM

How would you know. Your from Orlando, dumb ass!

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[ 01-18-2003, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Lavindathar ]

lucius · 01-19-2003, 12:05 AM

yaa i thought there was no sharks in flordia

/)eathKiller · 01-19-2003, 12:30 AM

O_o seeing as Florida has the highest shark attack rate... um... YES they have sharks! Cuba's got em too, Hammerheads mostly...

01-17-2003, 09:12 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Florida While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-17-2003, 09:35 PM	#2
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	I think that beachcomber must have retired and moved down from Maine. [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] __________________

01-18-2003, 12:18 PM	#3
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	Last time i went to florida it was stingray mating season. Talk about being careful in the water __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-18-2003, 01:22 PM	#4
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	These jokes are so predictable, but they're still funny! __________________ =@

01-18-2003, 02:21 PM	#5
Rageheart Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 12, 2002 Location: ??? Age: 35 Posts: 929	there's no sharks in florida that i know of, but i have seen a gator or two __________________ Matt never had been on the team before, so we knew he was lying.

01-18-2003, 07:15 PM	#6
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	How would you know. Your from Orlando, dumb ass! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [ 01-18-2003, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Lavindathar ] __________________ =@

01-19-2003, 12:05 AM	#7
lucius Dungeon Master Join Date: November 24, 2002 Location: grande prairie Age: 35 Posts: 92	yaa i thought there was no sharks in flordia

01-19-2003, 12:30 AM	#8
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	O_o seeing as Florida has the highest shark attack rate... um... YES they have sharks! Cuba's got em too, Hammerheads mostly... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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