On Life

Arvon · 09-01-2002, 12:52 PM

Quotes About Life

Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.

Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there.

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is.

I am having an out of money experience.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Mojo · 09-01-2002, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Puts me in mind of "If the music is too loud, you're too old"

:p

09-01-2002, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

You just shush!
[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Lioness · 09-01-2002, 01:25 PM

LMAO! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Horatio · 09-01-2002, 05:16 PM

heh, heh, the time one still don't apply to me! I'm 19, and in my prime, dammit!

what's so boring about a rocking chair?!?

09-01-2002, 12:52 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Quotes About Life Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand. Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician. Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is. I am having an out of money experience. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

09-01-2002, 01:25 PM	#4
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	LMAO! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

09-01-2002, 05:16 PM	#5
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	heh, heh, the time one still don't apply to me! I'm 19, and in my prime, dammit! what's so boring about a rocking chair?!? __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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