06-25-2002, 10:20 PM | #1 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
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=> Father's Day was both a joy and a worry as my kids were
growing up. I was always afraid they were going to give me a present that I couldn't afford. => Trying to get a word in edgewise with some people is like trying to thread a sewing machine with the motor running. => Someday I would like to see the waiter with the courage to lay the check face-up on the table. => The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. => There is nobody who is sicker than the person who gets sick on their day off. => The audience was large and respectable, one man was large, the other was respectable. => My wife and I had words, but I never got to use mine. => There's a method for going back home from Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large fortune. => A truthful woman is one who doesn't lie about anything except her age, weight, and her husband's salary. => He got to walking in his sleep so much we finally had to tattoo some underwear on him. => The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. => Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get up off your seat and open the door. => I live in my own little world, but it's ok... they know me here. => The closest to perfection anyone ever comes is when he or she fills out a job application form. => Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. => If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for? => There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. => I'm not fat. I am a nutritional overachiever. => You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. => Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. => Scientist report that nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check
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06-26-2002, 10:12 AM | #2 |
Symbol of Cyric
Join Date: January 27, 2002
Location: Plateau of Singapore
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A: Do you believe in astrology?
B: Of course not. We Sagittarians don't believe this sort of thing.
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