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05-18-2002, 11:01 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Free Sex with Fill-up
There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time". Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time". As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex". The buddy replied, "No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."
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05-18-2002, 11:22 AM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: November 7, 2001
Location: Fal Dara of Shienar
Age: 36
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Tisk, tisk, tisk.
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05-18-2002, 12:35 PM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: January 5, 2002
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Age: 38
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Yikes!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] That's pretty bad that they were trying to win it then. lol...
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05-18-2002, 12:55 PM
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Zartan
 Join Date: May 2, 2001
Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum
Age: 43
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Nasty indeed...
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05-18-2002, 01:07 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
Age: 35
Posts: 4,896
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ROFL!!!! Thats Great Arvon! A Classic!! *Applauds*
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05-18-2002, 01:12 PM
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Zartan
Join Date: October 15, 2001
Location: Oslo, Norway
Age: 35
Posts: 5,367
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LOL. Not the best you've had, but still a great one! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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05-18-2002, 01:59 PM
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Ra
 Join Date: August 14, 2001
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
Age: 52
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LOL. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] I enjoy a good joke
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