05-09-2002, 11:17 AM | #1 |
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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE The following ad appeared in a newspaper:
SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods. Riding in your pickup truck. Hunting Camping Fishing trips. Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy. (The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)
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05-09-2002, 11:20 AM | #2 |
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LOL.
I wonder how many men responded to the add?
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05-09-2002, 02:44 PM | #4 |
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LOL, we can always count on charean for good animal jokes Keep em up! ...lmao...that was pretty funny..post some more! post some more!
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05-09-2002, 02:56 PM | #5 |
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Well, you know these humorous anecdotes take time to dig up...still browsing for your amusement!
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05-09-2002, 02:59 PM | #6 |
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LOL, that's a great one!!
Cheers for the laugh [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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05-09-2002, 03:10 PM | #7 |
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Lol [img]smile.gif[/img] very funny [img]smile.gif[/img]
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