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Ninja Storm Shadow
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... being the alpha Male. I am the Alpha Male in my house, wife , two daughters, 4 dogs (3 female), 3 cats (2 female). My wife had the male dog and cat fixxed. My guess is that she figured to save me the trouble of constantly marking my territory.
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Try being the alpha female with 6 male cats and an aggressive male dog!
I got them boyz snipped. ![]() |
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quote: okay then, Moni wins here [img]tongue.gif[/img] . i dont think anybody can have a worse time when their animals are in heat... |
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quote: LOL! Get her fixed! Has she started mimicing "mama" yet with longing eyes LOL? Anyway, Until you get said kitten fixed, use your wife's Noxema, if she doesn't have any, buy a pump bottle of it. Cat's hate the smell and will leave you alone even when in heat ![]() |
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quote: Good gracious! Are you telling us that your cat is making *ehem* 'romantic' overtures to you? And I thought parrots were bad.... Still at least a cat doesn't consider barfing on you the ultimate expression of their lurve....
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quote: Miss Moni Ma'am, I've been cyfering, and thunking (then I had to take a nap, cause my head hurt) on your problem. After doing all the "goesinta's", on paper I reckon there are only a couple of solutions. ![]() 1) Khan could constantly circle you and growl at all the male animals that come within 10 ft of you. 2) Khan could "Scentmark" you, but let's not go there I guess we just have to live with the amorous attention of our pets. ![]()
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quote: Miss Lady Zekke Ma'am, Longing eyes and a "come hither" meow. I don't even like the smell of Noxema, I'd leave me alone too ![]()
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Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts |
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quote: Miss Epona Ma'am, No barfing yet, but she does bring me some of her treasures, semi-dead bugs she's caught. ![]()
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quote: 1) I'd give my right arm to see that for just ten seconds! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] 2) Yes, let's not!!! quote: LOL, no YOU do...I got them snipped as in neutered! No more male egos to deal with around here but KHaN's lol! ![]() |
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quote: Yea I Do. Miss Moni Ma'am what is it about you ladies, when we get a male my wife gets them snipped too. Then they look at me like I'm the sheep killing dog. I tell'em "better you then Me" ![]()
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