09-30-2001, 12:13 AM | #1 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
Join Date: March 27, 2001
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The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard
line fundamentalist Islamic terrorists cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you God bless America. ------------------ Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800 High powered rifle with scope $1000 Hotel room with roof access $100 A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS! |
09-30-2001, 12:14 AM | #2 |
Beholder
Join Date: May 4, 2001
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if only...
------------------ It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul. What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet. Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan. Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself. Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better! Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division Stalking the woodlands, the Lioness in my sight, warm feelings doth come, into my lonely heart |
09-30-2001, 12:15 AM | #3 |
Ironworks Moderator
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I 'll get the camera ready to mail those bastards our regards!
We'll show'em!...well, the girls will anyway... ------------------ Member of the OHF and Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position) Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa --------------------- Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu. |
09-30-2001, 12:18 AM | #4 |
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ROFLOL!!!! That'll get 'em!!!! I wont argue that course of action with ya
edit: My girlfriend is strangely reluctant...I dare not question her patriotism though.... [This message has been edited by G'kar (edited 09-30-2001).] |
09-30-2001, 12:57 AM | #5 |
Red Wizard of Thay
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Hmmmm.... When I did that I was flamed... go figure! LOL
------------------ Captain of Bouncers, Boogre Bar LH Member And you never did think that it ever would happen again, in America did you? And you never did think that we'd ever get together again, but we damn sure fooled ya. We're walkin' real proud and we're talkin' real loud again, in America. And you never did think that it ever would happen again.... (Charlie Daniels) |
09-30-2001, 01:02 AM | #6 | |
Beholder
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Quote:
------------------ It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul. What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet. Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan. Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself. Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better! Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division Stalking the woodlands, the Lioness in my sight, warm feelings doth come, into my lonely heart |
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09-30-2001, 01:08 AM | #7 |
Galvatron
Join Date: March 29, 2001
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LOL.
Yes..well show those terriost bastards!! Well..sorta.. ------------------ So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas Messenger of the Emerald Dragon May a pregnant yak chew on your ear for all eternity. A guitar solo is to a guitarsist is what a palette is too a painter. "...But I look at my self as a fragile, inteligent,human being. But there is a clown inside that comes and messes it up everytime" -Jim Morrison |
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