08-10-2001, 12:22 AM | #1 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I
just couldn't concentrate. Then I opened a tree trimming business, but my business didn't branch out. I would have been a farmer, but I couldn't hoe the line. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. It was a so-so job. Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but I found it wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients. ! Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but I discovered I couldn't live on my net income. Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. I got a job at the zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn't up to it. So then I got employment at a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking. After many years of searching for a steady job I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. Then I worked for Starbucks, but the job was a real grind. So I ended my career by flying. My wife always told me I wasn't well grounded. ------------------ "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
08-10-2001, 07:14 PM | #2 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
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Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
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Bumping for selfish reasons
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