05-26-2001, 06:24 PM | #1 |
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Crying At The Bar
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outraged, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..." ------------------ Larry, Loyal guardian of the OHF Devoted member of the Ironworks Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet) Ertai's back-up Memnoch's chief look-out |
05-26-2001, 06:25 PM | #2 |
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05-26-2001, 06:26 PM | #3 |
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LOL
ROTFLMAO I like that one.... ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil |
05-26-2001, 06:26 PM | #4 |
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LOL!!!
Where'd you get that Larry? CLASSIC ------------------ |
05-26-2001, 06:32 PM | #5 |
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http://www.funnymailer.com
by the way...how do you do that thing where you type here, and you go to a designated site? I used to do it on the old board, but the new UBB code is more confusing to me. ------------------ Larry, Loyal guardian of the OHF Devoted member of the Ironworks Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet) Ertai's back-up Memnoch's chief look-out Member of the Ancients club Currently dead, by Wah's hand. |
05-26-2001, 06:34 PM | #6 |
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No idea...none at all im afraid
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05-26-2001, 06:47 PM | #7 |
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YOU MEAN LIKE THIS
PS: ROTFLMAO!! ------------------ Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah. |
05-26-2001, 06:51 PM | #8 |
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If I were alive, I'd kill you...
And if you were alive, you'd die! ps...did you get my message that my carrier pigeon brought, before you slew me? ------------------ Larry, Loyal guardian of the OHF Devoted member of the Ironworks Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet) Ertai's back-up Memnoch's chief look-out Member of the Ancients club Currently dead, by Wah's hand. |
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