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09-03-2001, 10:05 PM | #71 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
Join Date: March 27, 2001
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Not frowned on here.
here is my entry, You can decide if it fit into the best or worst catagory Your hair would look great draped across my pillow (pillow can be substituted with any number of body parts ) ------------------ "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
09-04-2001, 02:55 AM | #72 |
Emerald Dragon
Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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I didn't have time to read through every post, and considering quite a few were in German (I think), that isn't such a bad thing. Sorry for that anyway. But my point is, that I might be mentioning something that someone has already said...
I don't know many, but I heard this one a while back, and thought it was right to the point... He Says: "So tell, me ...... Do you sleep on your stomach?" "you don't? Well can I?" ------------------ "Watch your back" [This message has been edited by sylent (edited 09-04-2001).] |
09-04-2001, 03:40 AM | #73 | |
Dracolisk
Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
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No, actually I love you for it!! LOL this was a great topic and I was just wondering if I would still be able to find it the other day...great man, thanks!!!!! ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, the LH, the HADB and the SPAE(Society for the Prevention of Acronym Extinction) & Sultry Elflet Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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09-04-2001, 05:26 AM | #74 |
Jack Burton
Join Date: March 1, 2001
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This is a baddie!
'How do you like your eggs in the morning - boiled, scrambled or fertilised' ------------------ Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win! Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas Don't mention the score - I mentioned it but I think I got away with it! |
09-04-2001, 05:50 AM | #75 |
Dracolisk
Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
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Gothic pick-up lines
*corny alert!!* - “You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.” - “Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!” - “Hey there, sweet-fang!” - “Hey, can I bum a clove?” - “Vlad to make your acquaintance!” - “Your name is Erin too?!” - “See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C‘mon let‘s get out of here!” - “Your coffin or mine?” - “Hi, I’m Andrew Eldritch” (never works) - Don’t you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?” - “That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!” - “You’re so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.” - Did you know that you have enough tissue on the inside of your lungs to wallpaper the entire room? - "Excuse me, young lady. Could I ask you, were we tortured and then burned at the stake as Agnostic Cathar Heretics by the Spanish Inquisition during intimately linked previous lives in the early 12th century?" - "No, no, no... what's your *real* name?" - "Shhhhhhhhhh...... Don't tell anyone but I'm a vampire. Shhhhhhh.... No really. and I'm 4000 years old. Really. but now I live in the valley with my mom." - You're mine... Let's go - "You must all be sisters, right?" - "I've got these lovely new satin sheets and no-one to share them with." - "Would you care to see my collection of scars?" - "Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh." - "Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?" - "Put on your cape love, you've pulled." - "Excuse me, but your veil is caught in my handcuffs..." - "Your hair is the color of my soul." ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, the LH, the HADB and the SPAE(Society for the Prevention of Acronym Extinction) & Sultry Elflet Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
09-04-2001, 10:03 AM | #76 |
Fzoul Chembryl
Join Date: July 26, 2001
Location: Brighton, East Sussex, UK
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The pick up line I liked best was this guy in Amsterdam who followed me out of a shop, stopped me in the street and said ‘I hope you don’t mind me following you, but..... I do find you so very appealing. Will you spend some time with me?’
He was majorly cute so I decided to go for some conversation at the very least – during which he revealed himself as straight up macho and boring to boot. So great pickup line, honesty and cuteness don’t guarantee a roll in the hay. (Although two and three don’t half help...) Me, I find I’ve got to be attracted to a person mentally as well as physically. Having stuff in common is pretty indispensible also. (Except when completely off face, when all this completely goes out the window. Since I stopped with alcohol a few years ago, my sex life has taken the biggest nosedive ever........ It’s like I don’t go through that haze thing where people start looking pretty good after a few bevvys.... I sort of miss that ) Or do I? Actually, no I don’t. It means I’ve stopped going out with complete arseholes!!!!!! |
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