09-07-2001, 08:30 AM | #1 |
White Dragon
Join Date: April 1, 2001
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I almost laughed my teeth out when confronted by this little gem - a curious exchange between Jan and Viconia...
J: "So, Viconia, you must be a Drow, eh?" V: "Speak not to your betters, surface slave." J: "My brother, Elgar Buttercup, had skin the shade of charcoal, too. Well, technically it WAS charcoal. He died in a nasty fire, you see." V: "You do love the sound of your own voice, don't you, gnome?" J: "My own voice? Heartless wench! Do you not know? I am deaf. I have never heard the sound of my own voice. I read lips... (sob)... only lips..." V: " Deaf? Truly? In the Underdark the deaf are killed or used in pain threshold experiments." J: "I heard that! In fact, it reminds me of the time I was eaten by an Avatar of Lolth. I was stuck inside her stomach with a miserale Drow called Biffle Chump for days. Of course, I was forced to eat him. A matter of survival, you understand - nothing personal. He tasted a bit like chicken." V: "Malvolio (my evil assassin), how is it you travel with such a wee buffoon?" M: "Truthfully, it all goes back to the time that Jan's cousin, Plooty Paladin-Piper, got caught in a nasty Flesh Golem eating contest... J: "Aye, Plooty had a way of attracting Golems. Brilliant, really. You start with a saucer of milk - Golems are suckers for milk..." V: "I refuse to listen to this." |
09-07-2001, 08:33 AM | #2 |
Jack Burton
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LOL!!! I haven't seen you in a while now Tancred! Where have you been??
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09-07-2001, 08:59 AM | #3 |
White Dragon
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Oh, you know... Well, I've had the odd spell of computer trouble, but even lack of an internet service provider and/or working hard drive is only a temporary obstacle to one such as me! Ha ha! (cough)
Tancred "Backups? We don't need no steenking backu$$%^$"£$ CARRIER ERROR |
09-07-2001, 11:44 AM | #4 |
Symbol of Cyric
Join Date: August 17, 2001
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Ohh there's 3 Drizzt here )
Well Jan's all conversations are amusing specially the one with Nalia. (Nali ------------------ "A silent blade does not cut always best.. A tender touch from the heart may heal the wounds of my friends.. Or a song from the heart.. A duet with nymphs.. Forget 'bout nymphs, let's play KISS!!" -Yngwie J. Amadeus Zoltan |
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