Getting the NPC's to say hilarious things...

Sazerac · 05-01-2001, 01:25 PM

As per Wyvern's request, I'm starting a new thread on how to get hilarious things out of the NPC's. A lot of people miss these great one-liners because they're either not available at the time, or they neglect to follow through on all the keywords. HINT: "Mind Leech" works great on finding hidden keywords for the NPC's.

Feel free to add to this list if you find something that's not listed here, but worthwhile to mention. Also: Don't give the fun away...just tell us how to get them to spill the line!

For Rethpian: use "Algamesh" for a laugh, and for a side-splitter, mention "Kerah" to him. He really is disgusting!

For Mekdawa (if you can corner him): mention "Cet" to him. Watch him scream and run!

Same goes for Shinwiki. "Cet" --> He seems inclined to want to wash out your mouth with toadsoap!

Gorthius: mention "Stouts" and "Drink" to him. He's got some interesting ideas on both!

On Lysandra: almost everything she says is hilarious, but for a real treat, try pickpocketing her (and failing! Use someone who doesn't know how to pickpocket!)

These little tidbits (some of which I just recently discovered) are why I keep playing the game. You never know what you'll find!

-Sazerac

Wyvern · 05-01-2001, 01:28 PM

Glad you liked the suggestion enough to start the thread!! Now lots of players will be able to hear what they have been missing!

Wyv

Deco · 05-01-2001, 06:16 PM

You can say "spank" to Lyssandra and get a nice repply and a satisfied smile.

Wyvern · 05-01-2001, 06:48 PM

Why do I fully expect most of the male players to know EVERYTHING that Lysandra can possibly say???

Wyv

Sazerac · 05-01-2001, 07:08 PM

Thanks, Deco! I'm going to have to try that one out, haw haw!

-Sazerac

Deco · 05-01-2001, 08:13 PM

I got that because I tried to pickpocket her twice.
Maybe there's something you can say to please her so much that she will give you the EE.

Never tried saying it 15 times though. I don't think W&W has this kind of trick.

Is this an easter egg?

Wyvern · 05-01-2001, 08:50 PM

Deco -

Don't think so but it might make a Furby burb!

Wyv

Balgin · 05-01-2001, 09:59 PM

Try stealing from Bilbump (" What are you doing?" in a "I'm being sarcastic because I blatantly know what you're trying to do, it's just that your doing it so badly that I can't believe it" sort of tone of voice), or using or returning the tusk of lust to Lysandra. Talking to Gorthius about the Stoutmines also leads him into the same conversation. I haven't found any others yet (been playing Evil Islands recently and replaying Diablo II a lot as well).

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Balgin, the Dwarf

Balgin · 05-01-2001, 10:02 PM

Oh, and one of the NPC's (can't remember wich) mentions Cet and then tells you not to mention. However, this person (I think it was Kerah, not sure) then leaves all of the variants of his name as possable keywords (she's just said them). For someone who tells you that it's unlucky to mention him she has no qualms about telling you about him six or seven times (okay, so I found it funny at the time).

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Balgin, the Dwarf

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05-01-2001, 01:25 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	As per Wyvern's request, I'm starting a new thread on how to get hilarious things out of the NPC's. A lot of people miss these great one-liners because they're either not available at the time, or they neglect to follow through on all the keywords. HINT: "Mind Leech" works great on finding hidden keywords for the NPC's. Feel free to add to this list if you find something that's not listed here, but worthwhile to mention. Also: Don't give the fun away...just tell us how to get them to spill the line! For Rethpian: use "Algamesh" for a laugh, and for a side-splitter, mention "Kerah" to him. He really is disgusting! For Mekdawa (if you can corner him): mention "Cet" to him. Watch him scream and run! Same goes for Shinwiki. "Cet" --> He seems inclined to want to wash out your mouth with toadsoap! Gorthius: mention "Stouts" and "Drink" to him. He's got some interesting ideas on both! On Lysandra: almost everything she says is hilarious, but for a real treat, try pickpocketing her (and failing! Use someone who doesn't know how to pickpocket!) These little tidbits (some of which I just recently discovered) are why I keep playing the game. You never know what you'll find! -Sazerac

05-01-2001, 01:28 PM	#2
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	Glad you liked the suggestion enough to start the thread!! Now lots of players will be able to hear what they have been missing! Wyv

05-01-2001, 06:16 PM	#3
Deco Dungeon Master Join Date: April 28, 2001 Location: Rio de Janeiro, Rj, Brazil Posts: 63	You can say "spank" to Lyssandra and get a nice repply and a satisfied smile.

05-01-2001, 06:48 PM	#4
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	Why do I fully expect most of the male players to know EVERYTHING that Lysandra can possibly say??? Wyv

05-01-2001, 07:08 PM	#5
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	Thanks, Deco! I'm going to have to try that one out, haw haw! -Sazerac

05-01-2001, 08:13 PM	#6
Deco Dungeon Master Join Date: April 28, 2001 Location: Rio de Janeiro, Rj, Brazil Posts: 63	I got that because I tried to pickpocket her twice. Maybe there's something you can say to please her so much that she will give you the EE. Never tried saying it 15 times though. I don't think W&W has this kind of trick. Is this an easter egg?

05-01-2001, 08:50 PM	#7
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	Deco - Don't think so but it might make a Furby burb! Wyv

05-01-2001, 09:59 PM	#8
Balgin Elminster Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: Bournemouth,Hampshire,England Posts: 443	Try stealing from Bilbump (" What are you doing?" in a "I'm being sarcastic because I blatantly know what you're trying to do, it's just that your doing it so badly that I can't believe it" sort of tone of voice), or using or returning the tusk of lust to Lysandra. Talking to Gorthius about the Stoutmines also leads him into the same conversation. I haven't found any others yet (been playing Evil Islands recently and replaying Diablo II a lot as well). ------------------ Balgin, the Dwarf

05-01-2001, 10:02 PM	#9
Balgin Elminster Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: Bournemouth,Hampshire,England Posts: 443	Oh, and one of the NPC's (can't remember wich) mentions Cet and then tells you not to mention. However, this person (I think it was Kerah, not sure) then leaves all of the variants of his name as possable keywords (she's just said them). For someone who tells you that it's unlucky to mention him she has no qualms about telling you about him six or seven times (okay, so I found it funny at the time). ------------------ Balgin, the Dwarf

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