Recently Heard At The Tavern:

"Wheres, de'hur"

"He's in the outhouse, shaking hands with the serpent"

"Good, put some Mana Max in hes beer, he'll go of like a bloody roman candle when that hits him"

"I see they have a new towel in the outhouse for wiping ya John Tomas on"

"Na thats just a Dwarf I paralised earlier, bet he don't think im so small now"

"what the f%#k was that"

"oh thats just the wizards down the end of the bar, everytime someone asks for ice they fire an Ice ball down the bar"

"I always knew mana and beer don't mix"

"barman, I hear this place is haunted"

"Nope no ghosts here"

"thank f%#k for that, every where else round here is"

"I pulled a nice bird in here last night, though it seems she must have had some booger brew in the night, can't say she looked to clever this morning...if ya know what I mean."

"I'm really gonna have to start using that spirit eye when im drunk, can't take to many mornings like that"