01-30-2005, 09:15 AM | #1 |
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A 21-year-old man was hospitalized in intensive care in Murdoch, Australia (near Perth), in December following a barroom stunt in which he put on a helmet connected to a beer jug, with a hose that ran between the jug and a pump powered by an electric drill. The idea was to facilitate drinking a large quantity of beer without the laborious tasks of lifting a glass and swallowing, but the flow was so powerful that he had to be rushed to the hospital with a 10-centimeter tear in his stomach. [The West Australian, 12-15-04]
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01-30-2005, 09:20 AM | #2 |
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Wow [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] I thought the beer hats alone were cool, but a drill powerd one!?!?!?!
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01-30-2005, 09:56 AM | #3 |
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BTW if you really want some wierd stories, go to Darwin.com. The current crop is really a bunch of nut cases.
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01-30-2005, 10:07 AM | #4 |
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cute.. i for one dont mind lifting the glass.. gives me a little excercise .
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01-30-2005, 11:46 AM | #5 |
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Every self repecting alcoholic knows that IV malt whiskey/jack daniels is the way to go!!
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01-30-2005, 04:51 PM | #6 |
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Wellard takes off his hat bows his head and offers the man involved a moment’s respectful silence. Is there any greater sacrifice than to risk your life for the potential benefit of you’re fellow beer drinker? When he gets out of hospital I suggest we award him a medal (made from bottle tops of course)
What should we call the medal?
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01-30-2005, 05:06 PM | #7 |
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How about Loser Lager Lout's Award? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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01-30-2005, 05:48 PM | #8 |
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Did he patent the thing? I wanna make one too and commercialized it.
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