12-19-2003, 06:55 AM | #1 |
Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Senior Personal Ads
Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?): FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy. BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes. MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together. MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition , but walks well.
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12-19-2003, 08:45 AM | #2 |
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Hilarious! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Join Date: December 18, 2003
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Whoa...these are REAL adds in the newspaper?
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12-19-2003, 12:05 PM | #4 |
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Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb
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These are the general ads you might encounter when visiting my country(translation from Croatian):
I will trade a wife of 40 years for two 20 year-olds. --- Beautifull, brunette, shapely, charming, witty, fun, honest, truthfull, has a house on the ocean and three dogs, likes football. I'm not asking for anything, I'm just bragging. --- I rent office space in a business center in New York. Minor repair needed. --- I sell used paper tissues for half price. Limited stock. --- A young, voluptious blonde would like to sell a Honda Civic. --- If you are an honest, loving and caring person who is above all faithfull... GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! --- Save your nerves! You have a PlayStation, I have experience. I pass the thoughest levels for a small fee. --- I am willing to trade centimeters for an equal amount of inches. ---
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