DUH! (slightly PG)

Arvon · 11-09-2003, 10:36 AM

She's Having an Affair

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Stormymystic · 11-09-2003, 10:44 AM

LOL!, was he blonde by any chance?

Bozos of Bones · 11-09-2003, 10:59 AM

Please post something better than this. I know you are better than that.

Grojlach · 11-09-2003, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bozos of Bones:
Please post something better than this. I know you are better than that.

I know someone who's going to be bitterly disappointed in 10 Arvon-topics from now.

Raistlin Majere · 11-09-2003, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bozos of Bones:
Please post something better than this. I know you are better than that.

aaah, get your stick out of the mud, and have a laugh like the rest of us!

brilliant Arvon! i dont see why she would want to have an affair with a horse though...

Bozos of Bones · 11-09-2003, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:

quote:
Originally posted by Bozos of Bones:
Please post something better than this. I know you are better than that.

aaah, get your stick out of the mud, and have a laugh like the rest of us!

brilliant Arvon! i dont see why she would want to have an affair with a horse though... [/QUOTE]MBWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

There. I laughed.

Raistlin Majere · 11-09-2003, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bozos of Bones:

quote:
Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:

quote:
Originally posted by Bozos of Bones:
Please post something better than this. I know you are better than that.

aaah, get your stick out of the mud, and have a laugh like the rest of us!

brilliant Arvon! i dont see why she would want to have an affair with a horse though... [/QUOTE]MBWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

There. I laughed. [/QUOTE]thats better...though im having a hard time imagining your laugh with a B in front of the M... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

edit: damn my spelling

[ 11-09-2003, 03:01 PM: Message edited by: Raistlin Majere ]

Bozos of Bones · 11-09-2003, 02:04 PM

Hmmm... That's a bit difficult to explain. Start going 'mmm' and then 'B' followed by the 'uahaha'.
Not very explanatory, is it?
OK, back to the topic: Only now I realised how my post came out. I meant no enflaming or anything. Nice joke, no complaints, but Arvon can do better.

Harkoliar · 11-10-2003, 01:36 AM

heh.. THERE.. just for you Arvon!

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11-09-2003, 10:36 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	She's Having an Affair Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-09-2003, 10:44 AM	#2
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	LOL!, was he blonde by any chance? __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

11-09-2003, 10:59 AM	#3
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	Please post something better than this. I know you are better than that. __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

11-09-2003, 02:04 PM	#8
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	Hmmm... That's a bit difficult to explain. Start going 'mmm' and then 'B' followed by the 'uahaha'. Not very explanatory, is it? OK, back to the topic: Only now I realised how my post came out. I meant no enflaming or anything. Nice joke, no complaints, but Arvon can do better. __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

11-10-2003, 01:36 AM	#9
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	heh.. THERE.. just for you Arvon! . __________________ Catch me if you can..

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