09-10-2003, 10:37 AM | #1 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
Age: 70
Posts: 3,255
|
I was debating about whether to put this is "Current Evets" or not, so if it needs to be moved, please do so.
A man mailed himself home to his parents. He mailed himself in an airport big wooden crate from New York to the parents in Dallas, Texas. He was marked "Special Delivery---Saturday." In Dallas when he was delivered to his parents' home, he got out of the crate, but the delivery man was still there. Frightened, the delivery man called the police. The police arrived and arrested the man, but apparently it is not illegal to mail yourself to somebody----he was arrested because he had outstanding warrants in the state of Texas. He should have not been so cheap and paid the extra for a plane ticket.
__________________
<b>Order of the Holy Flame</b><br /><i>Member of Clan HADB</i><br /><b>Laughing Hyena</b><br /><i>Clan Liaison, IW Peace Keeping Force</i><br /><i>[url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com/Forum/index.php?board=29\" target=\"_blank\">The Silver River VoiceChat!</a><br />Last Saturday of every month. <br />See the forum link for scheduling!<br /><b> </b><br /></i><br /><b>Admin and Co-Owner of [url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Silver River</a></b><br />[url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com\" target=\"_blank\"></a> |
09-10-2003, 10:45 AM | #2 |
Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
Posts: 19,737
|
Heard that on the news this morning...some people will do anything to save a buck. He's lucky he didn't freeze or they didn't have to depressurize the cargo hold!
__________________
"Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace) |
09-10-2003, 12:55 PM | #3 |
Hathor
Join Date: February 18, 2002
Location: Vienna
Age: 43
Posts: 2,248
|
There's a Viennese pop/folk song from about 20 years ago that goes:
"Schick di do selber deiner Freundin in an Packl" suggesting: "Just mail yourself to your girlfriend in a package" as a birthday surprise. It's a rather zynical song as it ends with the grilfriend not being able to open the package and chopping down the crate as well as her boyfriend in the end.
__________________
\"I am forever spellbound by the frailty of life\"<br /><br /> Faceman |
09-10-2003, 01:04 PM | #4 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
Age: 70
Posts: 3,255
|
That is rather gruesome, Faceman. All the airport authorities are naturally in quite a state about it. They are investigating how this could happen with the supposedly tight airport security nowdays.
__________________
<b>Order of the Holy Flame</b><br /><i>Member of Clan HADB</i><br /><b>Laughing Hyena</b><br /><i>Clan Liaison, IW Peace Keeping Force</i><br /><i>[url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com/Forum/index.php?board=29\" target=\"_blank\">The Silver River VoiceChat!</a><br />Last Saturday of every month. <br />See the forum link for scheduling!<br /><b> </b><br /></i><br /><b>Admin and Co-Owner of [url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Silver River</a></b><br />[url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com\" target=\"_blank\"></a> |
09-10-2003, 03:50 PM | #5 | |
Drizzt Do'Urden
Join Date: August 16, 2002
Location: Newcastle, England
Age: 45
Posts: 699
|
Quote:
And yeah - they guy's lucky he didn't freeze. He must have packaged himself rather thoroughly.
__________________
<br />[url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com\" target=\"_blank\">Admin and Co-Owner of The Silver River!</a><br />[url]\"http://www.the-silver-river.com/Photo%20Album/Reeka.html\" target=\"_blank\">*SMNOOOOOOCH!*</a> You know who it\'s meant for <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Wink]\" src=\"wink.gif\" /> |
|
09-10-2003, 10:55 PM | #6 |
Drow Priestess
Join Date: March 13, 2001
Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex
Age: 54
Posts: 4,037
|
A friend of Mr. McKinley told him "I can get you from New York to Dallas for free" and apparently he never bothered to ask how. When he got the the shipping warehouse, didn't he question his accomodations? Mr. McKinley also stated that his friend had done this for other people in the past, which is what has Federal authorities so worried.
Next time he wants to go somewhere inexpensively, my advice is to take the bus!
__________________
Everything may be explained by a conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories are true. No matter how thinly you slice it, it's still bologna. |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
The delivery boy adventure | Sythe | Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal | 3 | 08-28-2003 08:43 AM |
Best delivery service | Ronn_Bman | General Discussion | 4 | 10-05-2002 08:34 AM |
How Much Do You Tip The Pizza Delivery Guy? | AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe | General Discussion | 26 | 07-27-2002 12:33 AM |
Special Delivery | Talthyr Malkaviel | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 4 | 06-16-2002 02:15 PM |
Town Hall Delivery Quest Bug | Philip | Wizards & Warriors Archives | 3 | 10-02-2000 09:28 PM |