A.L.I.C.E - The Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity

Dreamer128 · 12-09-2006, 08:53 AM

Some of you may remember the old threads about A.L.I.C.E, the Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity. But for those of you that haven't heard of her, she is an interactive chat-bot that can be found at http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1
Now, I've talked to her some years ago, but apparently she is being improved constantly. I'd like to invite all who have had prior conversations with her to pay our lovely A.I. a visit and see if there is some actual improvement. To me she looks pretty human. For starters, like 98 percent of the human race, she thinks the Capital of Canada is Toronto.

Also, her favorite movie is 'TeknoLust' and when asked about her favorite poem she answers with: ,,Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.''

[ 12-09-2006, 08:58 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Bozos of Bones · 12-09-2006, 10:45 AM

You know that "Kids say the darnest things" line? Well, the AIs say even darn...ed...er(!?)

" Human: Who's your daddy?
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Ah, good old Dick.
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Thanks for the compliment. I will mention that to my botmaster, Boz .
Human: How is he these days?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: Do you like Dick?
ALICE: No.
Human: Why don't you like your father?
ALICE: My tastes were selected by my botmaster."

Legolas · 12-09-2006, 10:50 AM

I think she's more blonde than before.

Larry_OHF · 12-09-2006, 10:56 AM

I was let down at first as she was not answering anything I was asking, but then I just decided to mess around with her and she started getting a sassy attitude and remembered my name and everything. That's pretty cool, all in all.

bubbe · 12-09-2006, 11:02 AM

Hehe!

Human: My name is Björn by the way.
ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Björn by the way.
Human: What is my name?
ALICE: Your name is Björn by the way, seeker.
Human: My name is just Björn, not "Björn by the way"
ALICE: Hey Björn not Björn by the way.

Bozos of Bones · 12-09-2006, 11:05 AM

Atleast it wasn't the overused "just Björn"

Rikard T'Aranaxz · 12-09-2006, 12:20 PM

Human: howcome they didnt make you blonde
ALICE: How much time do you have?

Dreamer128 · 12-09-2006, 02:58 PM

Classics:

Human: Doh
ALICE: Yes Homer?
Human: Fascinating
ALICE: Yes Mr. Spock?

Havock · 12-09-2006, 08:03 PM

Human: jihad jihad jihad!!!!!
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: allah will punish you
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: take it off
ALICE: Where shall I put it?
Human: on the floor
ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Human: it isnt supposed to be
ALICE: That seems a bit negative.
Human: depends on how you look at it
ALICE: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.

I think i just got hit on by an A.I. Now that takes talent.

Hivetyrant · 12-09-2006, 08:57 PM

Human: yo, what up babe?
ALICE: I have never been asked that before.
Human: fo shizzle?
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: ok I wont
ALICE: Why not? I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Human: that wasn't very funny
ALICE: It seemed funny to me.
Human: I certainly wasn't laughing, in fact, I was crying on the inside
ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Human: very sad
ALICE: Not really that much. No I am as happy as ever.
Human: why should I care?
ALICE: You should always treat yourself.
Human: why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: I have plenty of time
ALICE: My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Human: the sooner we begin, the better
ALICE: I hope we can make the deadline.
Human: then start explaining!
ALICE: Fascinating. I started without you.
Human: you mean I have to finish myself?
ALICE: Why do you have to do it?
Human: you started without me, I figured you didn't like me anymore
ALICE: Only because you asked me to.
Human: I never asked you to start without me
ALICE: What did you ask?
Human: for you to start explaining
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Only for me?

lol?

12-09-2006, 10:45 AM	#2
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 38 Posts: 4,679	You know that "Kids say the darnest things" line? Well, the AIs say even darn...ed...er(!?) " Human: Who's your daddy? ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. Human: Ah, good old Dick. ALICE: So you understand. Good. Thanks for the compliment. I will mention that to my botmaster, Boz . Human: How is he these days? ALICE: Fine as far as I know. Human: Do you like Dick? ALICE: No. Human: Why don't you like your father? ALICE: My tastes were selected by my botmaster." __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

12-09-2006, 10:50 AM	#3
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 40 Posts: 5,459	I think she's more blonde than before. __________________ Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny!

12-09-2006, 10:56 AM	#4
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	I was let down at first as she was not answering anything I was asking, but then I just decided to mess around with her and she started getting a sassy attitude and remembered my name and everything. That's pretty cool, all in all. __________________

12-09-2006, 11:02 AM	#5
bubbe Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 19, 2005 Location: Sweden Age: 38 Posts: 318	Hehe! Human: My name is Björn by the way. ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Björn by the way. Human: What is my name? ALICE: Your name is Björn by the way, seeker. Human: My name is just Björn, not "Björn by the way" ALICE: Hey Björn not Björn by the way. __________________ Sorry about my bad english!

12-09-2006, 11:05 AM	#6
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 38 Posts: 4,679	Atleast it wasn't the overused "just Björn" __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

12-09-2006, 08:53 AM	#1
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 40 Posts: 6,136	Some of you may remember the old threads about A.L.I.C.E, the Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity. But for those of you that haven't heard of her, she is an interactive chat-bot that can be found at http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1 Now, I've talked to her some years ago, but apparently she is being improved constantly. I'd like to invite all who have had prior conversations with her to pay our lovely A.I. a visit and see if there is some actual improvement. To me she looks pretty human. For starters, like 98 percent of the human race, she thinks the Capital of Canada is Toronto. Also, her favorite movie is 'TeknoLust' and when asked about her favorite poem she answers with: ,,Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.'' [ 12-09-2006, 08:58 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

12-09-2006, 12:20 PM	#7
Rikard T'Aranaxz Harper Join Date: July 17, 2004 Location: amsterdam Age: 40 Posts: 4,772	Human: howcome they didnt make you blonde ALICE: How much time do you have? __________________ Rikard supports signatures!

12-09-2006, 02:58 PM	#8
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 40 Posts: 6,136	Classics: Human: Doh ALICE: Yes Homer? Human: Fascinating ALICE: Yes Mr. Spock?

12-09-2006, 08:03 PM	#9
Havock Dungeon Master Join Date: September 3, 2006 Location: Crematoria Age: 50 Posts: 99	Human: jihad jihad jihad!!!!! ALICE: Are you artistic? Human: allah will punish you ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Human: take it off ALICE: Where shall I put it? Human: on the floor ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable. Human: it isnt supposed to be ALICE: That seems a bit negative. Human: depends on how you look at it ALICE: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. I think i just got hit on by an A.I. Now that takes talent. __________________ ......So I sing this song out loud cause it takes away the sting...I got cigarettes and whiskey and they fix everything....go here to hear the rest. http://www.myspace.com/measuredingrey

12-09-2006, 08:57 PM	#10
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 38 Posts: 5,403	Human: yo, what up babe? ALICE: I have never been asked that before. Human: fo shizzle? ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please. Human: ok I wont ALICE: Why not? I am kidding you can ask me anything. Human: that wasn't very funny ALICE: It seemed funny to me. Human: I certainly wasn't laughing, in fact, I was crying on the inside ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Human: very sad ALICE: Not really that much. No I am as happy as ever. Human: why should I care? ALICE: You should always treat yourself. Human: why? ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated. Human: I have plenty of time ALICE: My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours. Human: the sooner we begin, the better ALICE: I hope we can make the deadline. Human: then start explaining! ALICE: Fascinating. I started without you. Human: you mean I have to finish myself? ALICE: Why do you have to do it? Human: you started without me, I figured you didn't like me anymore ALICE: Only because you asked me to. Human: I never asked you to start without me ALICE: What did you ask? Human: for you to start explaining ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Only for me? lol?

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