Jack the Ripper Versus Dirty Harry

Sir Degrader · 12-24-2004, 08:00 PM

It's a foggy day in Baltimore, and something evil is on the loose. Jack the Ripper, magically transported from 19th century London is turned on an unsuspecting public. After a few grisly murders, someon is flown in from S.F. That person is Detective Callahan, the meanest SOB to blow crimminals to various pieces. Who will win in this epic clash of good and evil?

Ladyzekke · 12-24-2004, 08:39 PM

The winner would be detective Callahan, cause Jack the Ripper would not know that cameras are everywhere nowadays, he'd be busted probably on COPS LOL [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Bozos of Bones · 12-24-2004, 08:42 PM

Yes, but Callahan would still face charges for police brutality, as the cameras weren't there in his time

[ 12-24-2004, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Bozos of Bones ]

Ladyzekke · 12-24-2004, 08:44 PM

I thought he was being transported into OUR time? Confused LOL.

12-24-2004, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by ladyzekke:
I thought he was being transported into OUR time? Confused LOL.

haha! that's a good one.

anyways i'd say Jack the ripper! cause hes a killer, i mean he wouldn't kill in broad daylight, and well if it is during his time then him, but if it's in our time then he'd loose for the reasons lady-z said [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

johnny · 12-25-2004, 09:00 AM

Harry Callahan is old and senile, probably drunk all day too. I'd say Jack could carve his name all over Harry's chest and he wouldn't even notice it.

Sir Degrader · 12-25-2004, 09:19 AM

I'd say Callahan, if only that he'd probably blow him and a whole score of civvies away. And, to set things straight, this is 1880's baltimore, so Jack has the time frame right, but Callahan has the whole "I'm American" thing going on.

Winter Wolf · 12-25-2004, 10:32 AM

Jack would eviscerate Dirty Harry. Jack was the man, after all, who "gave birth to the twentieth century".

Just out of curiosity, had you recently seen "From Hell" and any Dirty Harry movies?

Sir Degrader · 12-25-2004, 01:47 PM

Yes and Yes, though the dirty harry movies haven't been seen by me for a while.

lrdmukasa · 12-25-2004, 04:26 PM

I will have to take Harry's 44mag. against Jack's
Knife.The winner with still Five shots left in the chamber Dirty Harry . [img]smile.gif[/img]

12-24-2004, 08:39 PM	#2
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 58 Posts: 9,005	The winner would be detective Callahan, cause Jack the Ripper would not know that cameras are everywhere nowadays, he'd be busted probably on COPS LOL [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Reality Show Recaps

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Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 38 Posts: 4,679	Yes, but Callahan would still face charges for police brutality, as the cameras weren't there in his time [ 12-24-2004, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Bozos of Bones ] __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

12-24-2004, 08:44 PM	#4
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 58 Posts: 9,005	I thought he was being transported into OUR time? Confused LOL. __________________ Reality Show Recaps

12-25-2004, 09:00 AM	#6
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Harry Callahan is old and senile, probably drunk all day too. I'd say Jack could carve his name all over Harry's chest and he wouldn't even notice it. __________________

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Winter Wolf Manshoon Join Date: November 4, 2004 Location: Shanghai, China Posts: 226	Jack would eviscerate Dirty Harry. Jack was the man, after all, who "gave birth to the twentieth century". Just out of curiosity, had you recently seen "From Hell" and any Dirty Harry movies? __________________ Calling a person a dog is just about the worst insult I can think of. Dogs deserve better than that.

12-24-2004, 08:00 PM	#1
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 64 Posts: 2,871	It's a foggy day in Baltimore, and something evil is on the loose. Jack the Ripper, magically transported from 19th century London is turned on an unsuspecting public. After a few grisly murders, someon is flown in from S.F. That person is Detective Callahan, the meanest SOB to blow crimminals to various pieces. Who will win in this epic clash of good and evil?

12-25-2004, 09:19 AM	#7
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 64 Posts: 2,871	I'd say Callahan, if only that he'd probably blow him and a whole score of civvies away. And, to set things straight, this is 1880's baltimore, so Jack has the time frame right, but Callahan has the whole "I'm American" thing going on.

12-25-2004, 01:47 PM	#9
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 64 Posts: 2,871	Yes and Yes, though the dirty harry movies haven't been seen by me for a while.

12-25-2004, 04:26 PM	#10
lrdmukasa The Magister Join Date: May 14, 2004 Location: columbus,georgia Age: 67 Posts: 104	I will have to take Harry's 44mag. against Jack's Knife.The winner with still Five shots left in the chamber Dirty Harry . [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[warrior1]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/warrior1.gif\" /> <br /><br /><br />Keep your blade sharp and your eyes toward the enemy.

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