ROFL........before i go here s a funny one

Stormymystic · 05-13-2003, 04:12 AM

Married In Heaven

On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited for an answer. . .

. . .for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?

Cristian · 05-13-2003, 06:33 AM

thats not so funny....

pcgiant · 05-13-2003, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cristian:
thats not so funny....

No, I didn't think it was, either.

harleyquinn · 05-13-2003, 07:30 AM

Well I thought it was funny [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 · 05-13-2003, 08:38 AM

Yeah,its pretty good [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Exxon · 05-13-2003, 08:42 AM

LOL! I found it very funny. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ar-Cunin · 05-13-2003, 10:09 AM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] good one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

05-13-2003, 04:12 AM	#1
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 49 Posts: 4,442	Married In Heaven On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sat and waited for an answer. . . . . .for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer? __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

05-13-2003, 06:33 AM	#2
Cristian Emerald Dragon Join Date: May 12, 2002 Location: Sweden Age: 36 Posts: 992	thats not so funny.... __________________ Reeka once told me:<br />\"Bloom Where You Are Planted\"

05-13-2003, 07:30 AM	#4
harleyquinn Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 25, 2002 Location: NY Age: 49 Posts: 1,190	Well I thought it was funny [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://www.bethspage.us/sig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

05-13-2003, 10:09 AM	#7
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 53 Posts: 2,326	[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] good one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

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05-13-2003, 08:38 AM	#5
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 40 Posts: 6,136	Yeah,its pretty good [img]smile.gif[/img]

05-13-2003, 08:42 AM	#6
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 36 Posts: 5,367	LOL! I found it very funny. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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