Pun Alert!!!!

Arvon · 04-16-2003, 07:22 AM

Beach Girl

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.

Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"

He hadn't and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

"Well,? Is she selling drugs?" she asked, excitement pouring out with her voice.

"No, she's not." he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have. "Well,? What is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said, "She's a battery salesman."

"A battery salesman?", cried the wife.

"Yes," he replied, "She sells 'C' cells by the sea shore.

WillowIX · 04-16-2003, 07:30 AM

Aaarghh Arvon!! I don´t know why I read all these puns that get posted here. LOL! *snicker* This one was rather good though.

Cristian · 04-16-2003, 07:34 AM

that was a nice one=)

Gnarf · 04-16-2003, 07:42 AM

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Kakero · 04-16-2003, 09:00 AM

what a long story to tell what you want to tell.

Bungleau · 04-16-2003, 09:28 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ugggggg
ggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that's about how long I moaned as well!

Ya got me...

[edit] Whoops! Line break added to bring things back into focus... as if the pun weren't painful enough... [/edit]

[ 04-16-2003, 10:56 AM: Message edited by: Bungleau ]

WillowIX · 04-16-2003, 09:58 AM

*cough* Eh Bungleau, would you mind adding a linebreak somwhere in that moan. You are distorting the thread.

LOL. Think of it as catching your breath in the middle of that severan moaning.

Stormymystic · 04-16-2003, 10:33 AM

urrrrgggg, now see what you made me do..... i spilt dr pepperall ove me and my baby

Masklinn · 04-16-2003, 10:36 AM

I didn't get the pun, could someone explain it to me please ?

/)eathKiller · 04-16-2003, 11:01 AM

gAH! aafh GHA!!! aack! that's bad!

04-16-2003, 07:22 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Beach Girl A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them. Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her. After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?" He hadn't and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing." Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. "Well,? Is she selling drugs?" she asked, excitement pouring out with her voice. "No, she's not." he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have. "Well,? What is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked. The man grinned and said, "She's a battery salesman." "A battery salesman?", cried the wife. "Yes," he replied, "She sells 'C' cells by the sea shore. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

04-16-2003, 07:30 AM	#2
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 51 Posts: 4,628	Aaarghh Arvon!! I don´t know why I read all these puns that get posted here. LOL! snicker This one was rather good though. __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

04-16-2003, 07:34 AM	#3
Cristian Emerald Dragon Join Date: May 12, 2002 Location: Sweden Age: 36 Posts: 992	that was a nice one=) __________________ Reeka once told me:<br />\"Bloom Where You Are Planted\"

04-16-2003, 09:28 AM	#6
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ugggggg ggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! And that's about how long I moaned as well! Ya got me... [edit] Whoops! Line break added to bring things back into focus... as if the pun weren't painful enough... [/edit] [ 04-16-2003, 10:56 AM: Message edited by: Bungleau ] __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

04-16-2003, 10:33 AM	#8
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 49 Posts: 4,442	urrrrgggg, now see what you made me do..... i spilt dr pepperall ove me and my baby __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

04-16-2003, 09:00 AM	#5
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	what a long story to tell what you want to tell.

04-16-2003, 09:58 AM	#7
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 51 Posts: 4,628	cough Eh Bungleau, would you mind adding a linebreak somwhere in that moan. You are distorting the thread. LOL. Think of it as catching your breath in the middle of that severan moaning.

04-16-2003, 10:36 AM	#9
Masklinn Avatar Join Date: January 12, 2003 Location: Paris, France Age: 45 Posts: 594	I didn't get the pun, could someone explain it to me please ? __________________ <br /><br />-=roaar=-

04-16-2003, 11:01 AM	#10
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 40 Posts: 6,043	gAH! aafh GHA!!! aack! that's bad! __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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