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>HU'S ON FIRST
> >(We take you now to the Oval Office.) > >George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? > >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. > >George: Great. Lay it on me. > >Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. > >George: That's what I want to know. > >Condi: That's what I'm telling you. > >George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? > >Condi: Yes. > >George: I mean the fellow's name. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The guy in China. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The new leader of China. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The Chinaman! > >Condi: Hu is leading China. > >George: Now whaddya' asking me for? > >Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. > >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? > >Condi: That's the man's name. > >George: That's who's name? > >Condi: Yes. > >George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of >China? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the >Middle East. > >Condi: That's correct. > >George: Then who is in China? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir is in China? > >Condi: No, sir. > >George: Then who is? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir? > >Condi: No, sir. > >George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of >China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. > >Condi: Kofi? > >George: No, thanks. > >Condi: You want Kofi? > >åGeorge: No. > >Condi: You don't want Kofi. > >George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. >And then get me the U.N. > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. > >Condi: Kofi? > >George: Milk! Will you please make the call? > >äCondi: And call who? > >George: Who is the guy at the U.N? > >Condi: Hu is the guy in China. > >George: Will you stay out of China?! > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the >U.N. > >Condi: Kofi. > >George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. > >(Condi picks up the phone.) > >Condi: Rice, here. > >George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we >should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get >Chinese food in the Middle East? [edit]: Considering recent copyright concerns, I must admit this came to me through email and I do not know its origin. [ 11-21-2002, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ] |
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Abbot and Costello would be proud.
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Indeed they would.
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hehehe, yes, your right, that IS funny
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VERY FUNNY, TIMBER! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
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He guaranteed you'd ROFL...and all you did was LMAO. See? I'd ask for a refund, if I were you. ![]()
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lol!!! after my head stopped spinning, that rocked
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He guaranteed you'd ROFL...and all you did was LMAO. See? I'd ask for a refund, if I were you. ![]()
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He guaranteed you'd ROFL...and all you did was LMAO. See? I'd ask for a refund, if I were you. ![]() [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] |
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He guaranteed you'd ROFL...and all you did was LMAO. See? I'd ask for a refund, if I were you. ![]() [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]*grabs it and throws it back!* what do you think I am? Someone for cheap change?! :@ LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img] btw, I put "lmao" on purpose ![]()
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