Educational Humor

skywalker · 03-05-2002, 06:24 PM

Someone sent this to me. I'm not sure if it is true, but it IS a funny story:

According to a news report, a certain private school in
Victoria recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12 year old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with
the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to! show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the
toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators....

Mark

nick1979 · 03-05-2002, 06:36 PM

LOL!!!! Nasty!

Sazerac · 03-05-2002, 06:44 PM

Yep, I bet that would cure 'em of it for sure! LOL

khazadman · 03-05-2002, 06:50 PM

loved it!sounds like it could be true.i hope it is.

Scholarcs · 03-05-2002, 11:07 PM

lol! That is soo funny.

DiabloRex · 03-06-2002, 06:17 PM

LOL! That will teach them [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Morgeruat · 03-06-2002, 07:05 PM

I can verify this story, altho it was slightly changed, when I was in sixth grade, my father was the janitor for the floor my class was on (2nd floor of the Emmett Idaho middle school), and he had a problem with this, the part about calling the girls together was false, as we were told all together in class one day, and I am a male.

03-05-2002, 06:36 PM	#2
nick1979 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: April 11, 2001 Location: Murfreesboro, TN, USA Age: 46 Posts: 333	LOL!!!! Nasty! __________________

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Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	Yep, I bet that would cure 'em of it for sure! LOL __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

03-05-2002, 11:07 PM	#5
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 39 Posts: 1,557	lol! That is soo funny. __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

03-06-2002, 06:17 PM	#6
DiabloRex Elminster Join Date: July 2, 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 460	LOL! That will teach them [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] __________________ [url]\"http://everspoon.mine.nu\" target=\"_blank\">Everspoon Temple</a>

03-06-2002, 07:05 PM	#7
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 5,421	I can verify this story, altho it was slightly changed, when I was in sixth grade, my father was the janitor for the floor my class was on (2nd floor of the Emmett Idaho middle school), and he had a problem with this, the part about calling the girls together was false, as we were told all together in class one day, and I am a male. __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

03-05-2002, 06:24 PM	#1
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 64 Posts: 3,097	Someone sent this to me. I'm not sure if it is true, but it IS a funny story: According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12 year old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to! show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators.... Mark

03-05-2002, 06:50 PM	#4
khazadman User suspended until [Feb13] Join Date: December 6, 2001 Location: the south side of ol virginny Age: 64 Posts: 1,172	loved it!sounds like it could be true.i hope it is.

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