Here's my list:

[Peter Parker]

Here's my list:

That's right, I am special! SPECIAL! Here's my List of Lurking +?

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List of Lurking +?
Mind warped from their own confusing search queries, bored Thread Necromancers
with 13d hit dice can create a List of Lurking, a powerful artifact capable of
forcing IW Forum: Shadows of Amn regulars into instantly answering the
Necromancer's questions, lest crickets rise up to make them feel, well, kind of
sad.

Abilities:
The *****' questions NEED to be answered unless a save vs death is made with a
-500 penalty, summoning a 5,000 gigatunne cricket(or whatever you metric-using
****** bastards equivilate to a lb) that creates images of guilt
immediately followed with an endlessly looping song from that one television
show, paralyzing the target under the effects of sleep and spook.

"Come on knock at my door. . ."

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1. Do your mass invisibility and protection from evil (<-> and regular) spells
work correctly?
2. What was Teonora wearing when she GAVE UP!? SHE GAVE UP, SILENCE YO MOUF FOO WITH NO ***** SAVE, THAT'S WHAT SHE DID!
3. Dundee's bardic Blade, where can I read about his/her adventures?
4. Is soloing the pasttime of persons with short attention spans, especially in
Weimerville? That is to say, for people that find micromanaging tedious (Symbol
Death to you psychotic Starcraft players! Stay back!)?
5. I tried reading Greenwood's Elminster trilogy so I could roleplay a
spellcaster. I was nearly comatose by the time he *LITERARY SPOILERS AHOY
EXTREMELY CLOSE TO THE LAST CAPATILIZED WORD'S ASTERISK*: became a rogue, like
page 3 I think. Seriously, what a ****** and here's hoping he accidentally
fell into a mind flayer **** pit as soon as he gave that ultimate of all *****
half-elf the "We're all **** in this organization!" necklace.
6. What does Korgan say at the final battle of SoA? For example, Mazzy's says
something lame like, "Twas the noble thing to do following you here, and I am
whore so I would know what's noble. Oh, hey Korgan. ***************?
*************? Betta bust out the Benjamins, ********, or you get nothing.
NOTHING!" Probably something lame with axe cleaving, oui.
7. What is PnP DnD really like? Seriously, if you need to bust out a private
messaged 5 paragraph essay, do what you gotta do. I had an old friend with
several buddies who played PnP, but I was young and too integrated with
athletic cronies to appreciate how very fun this game could/must be.
8. You know you're a ******** if you don't destroy Ust Natha, right? But really,
shove it with your role playing talk, as soon as you enter you need to chop and
false dawn, then chop with added bonuses with their collectively epilepsy seizures. On a side not, whose Solaufein? And ****** Icewind Dale for making drow a player race.
9. What colors do you use on your paper doll usually?
10. Six of Spades Tactics. . .when is it coming out? Oh, at the up-and-coming
Iron Modding competion? Finally!
11. Wut favorite clazz? Wut bez itemz for Kensai/Mag? Wut doz I doos for theese
quest, dun spoli me? New therad! Can make Assassin/Sorcerer? Like my kitz?
Getz -13 AC every 3 levelz! WOZWZ, I knowz itz craziez! Wut doos I getz Crom
Faeyr scroll atz? OMFG, there? OKAYZ, but sob reely? At the 7th level of da
keep? OMFG. Also, wut spellz I choose? For sorc? THX!
12. Who is Choc?
13. Any other stories half as entertaining as Thomas or Odin? Sheesh, I still haven't read part 2 of either of those. They both was wicked but ****** for not destroying everything in Ust Natha.

Yeah, that should do it for now .

Note from the Moderation of IW: I Cleaned out the junk in this post.

[ 09-15-2004, 05:01 PM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

[Pirengle]

Answers:

1: They should if you're patched. (Not sure about the Staff of the Magi PfE.
2: Um, is that stuff you're smoking legal?
3: Try searching the Ironworks forum archives for Dundee's blade story.
4: Not everyone likes to solo. I prefer playing with a full party. Then again, I prefer roleplaying over powerplaying.
5: I don't appreciate the gay-bashing. Please be considerate.
6: Download Infinity Explorer and read the dialogue yourself.
7: I DM a D&D game and play a fallen angel in another. It's fun, and if you play BG2, you already know the rules.
8: Again, I don't appreciate the gay-bashing. Please be considerate. And some people may like to play evil and side with the drow or play devious and decieve the city. It's all in how you play the game.
9: My paper doll tends to match the portrait colors.
10: Six does lots of things, but I doubt hard-core modmaking's his thing. And get ready for IM5!

11: Ick, 1337.
12: Choc is Ziroc's cat. Ziroc runs Ironworks.
13: Strike three. Reporting your post.

[Peter Parker]

Ah, you know, I have to look far beyond people like you who delve so deeply into their internet sanctum that they take the word "gaylord" as meaning "I dislike (or your more archaic word 'bash') homosexuals". I feel no such disposition. Oh well, another failed attempt at humor on my part misconstrued by a menial word. Report away communist. Long live Ali G. And Choc.

[Larry_OHF]

I have deleted the offencive material in the initial post. On Ironworks, we do not use derogatory words about others, nor are we allowed to spell vulgar words in creative ways and expect to get away with it.

I see no reason to even allow this thread to remain open.

Please review our Terms of Service.

By the way, this thread contains two examples of your rude posting style. One more anywhere on ths website will get you suspended for two weeks.


[ 09-15-2004, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

[Dundee Slaytern]

Originally posted by Larry_OHF: I have deleted the offencive material in the initial post. On Ironworks, we do not use derogatory words about others, nor are we allowed to spell vulgar words in creative ways and expect to get away with it. I see no reason to even allow this thread to remain open. Please review our Terms of Service. By the way, this thread contains two examples of your rude posting style. One more anywhere on ths website will get you suspended for two weeks.

Actually, there are some more, but for the benefit of PParker, I have decided to take them all as his second strike and not count them seperately.

His first strike occured several days ago.

Thanks for the assist, Larry. Much appreciated.

EDIT] After reading PParker's "apology", I retract my benefits stated in this post.

[ 09-16-2004, 01:09 AM: Message edited by: Dundee Slaytern ]