Larry the Mad Moderator Versus the so-called Virtuous Members of IW

[T-D-C]

ooc: In Larrys absence I will take his spot.

With Metallica playing you leave me only one choice. To annoy them so much that they will beat themselves to death with their own instruments. I wish it didn't have to come to this but them members have pushed the moderators too far.

*T-D-C starts waving his hands in the air whispering strange words. All of a sudden 3 summoning circles appear in front of him*

I summon the 4 horsemen of the Forum Apocalypse

The Spammer
The Troll
The Flame baiter
The Popup Add

Go my minions destroy them all! You cannot hope to withstand the might of all 4 annoyances at once.

This will teach you to respect the moderators and fear our wrath!

[Hivetyrant]

Hivetyrant does the only thing he can, he posts an evil link.....

www.Iamclickinghere.thinkingIamgoingtoegt.anIPODbe cause.Iamamoron.com

Hivetyrant hides behind the linkns evilness and tries to fend of the Popup add that T-D-C sent at him [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Larry_OHF]

The Horrid moderator that everyone hates turned an evil eye on the RPG forum.



He had been cheated by the people that had changed his oil in his car on Monday, and on the way to his mom's house which is over an hour away, the car broke down for lack of oil! In his rage, he returned swiftly to Ironworks and began to slay his enemies with the inner fire of hell that had crept up within him...

"ARRHH! YOU DIE NOW FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!""

Fire erupted from his hands whereever he aimed them, burning with such intensity that the very borders of the thread's page was smoldering in the heat.

In his anger, Larry has gone into a fiery rage that none can stop unless you can fix his car for less than a $3,000 new engine...or if you are a good lawyer...maybe he'll spare your life.

[armageddon272]

I do not want to die! I read a summonning scroll of CURE BLINDNESS for the purely random, yet subtle, comedy. Then I cast a scroll of SUMMON JOHNNY COCHRAN upon Larry_OHF. Spare me!

[Iron Greasel]

ooc: Sure, I'm dead, but that doesn't stop me from reminding T-D-C that he forgot The Theoretical Fifth Horseman... The IPod Salesman!

[armageddon272]

So, i await judgement (forgive me Ironworks, i am weak and wish to be spared [wink wink]). Is the great Larry pleased with my scroll? Or has he left IW for eternity? (win/win situation)

[wellard]

ooc ... my gosh what did I start

Wellard resplendent in his new Hanson t-shirt stands guard around the sacred ground surrounding fourhammerlarrys coffin ...supposedly now one of his minions, the dropping of fourhammerlarrys batmobile and Memnochs alfalfa pimpmobile sump plugs from his pocket onto the floor sends an unmistakeable message of betrayal to the fourhammerlarrys faithful. Realising his life will be forfeit the moment Choc deals with his stomach acid Wellard thinks quickly.

Wellard begins his chant of blasphemy "Diablo is better than Baldurs gate" Choc troubled with stomach cramps spews out someguy, hivetyrant and the smell of long deceased penguins. Freed from his internal parasites Choc coils up ready to pounce upon Wellard and company.

Will they survive; will fourhammerlarry rise from his coffin and stay the otherwise inevitable slaughter?

[ 12-20-2004, 07:48 AM: Message edited by: wellard ]

[Morgeruat]

Originally posted by armageddon272: I do not want to die! I read a summonning scroll of CURE BLINDNESS for the purely random, yet subtle, comedy. Then I cast a scroll of SUMMON JOHNNY COCHRAN upon Larry_OHF. Spare me!

Would the cure blindness scroll be in brail then? cause otherwise...

[Hivetyrant]

Hivetyrant, seeing Ninja storm Wellard in trouble (In the game, and in the fashion department [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) Quickly pulls out of his pocket a handy bucket of Catnip, throws it to Wellard and tells him to cover the evil moderator with it.
Whilst this is happening, Hivetyrant notices the rest of the rebellion blind, he grabs the scroll off Armageddon and reads it himself and brings sight back to the whole room.

[Larry_OHF]

With the fire in his heart from losing his car now extinguished and the anger receding...Larry the Mad Moderator looked about at the charred remains of dozens of members, flamed to death and at the members who were lucky enough to remain alive...those occasional spammers who had no real evil in their hearts.

He decided to speak to these members...to discover their cause for being here...

"armageddon272: You are forgiven as you ask. Go now and be a peaceful mindless zombie that thinks that I am the bestest coolest moderator on the forum.

To the rest of you...will you join my allegiance, or will you continue to be flamed and smitten and your posts erased by holding to your old erroneous ways?"