The Charge of Chaos

[shadowhound]

Shadow takes the pitchfork from Whacky and turns to Dagorion "It is time for you to die worm. In the name of all that is evil." He then starts chasing Dagorion.

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Neb: *sets fire to some random threads and pillages them* Bwahahha! Plunder, pilage! Steal! Enslave! *captures some random members and enslaves them* Dance! Dance! Dance! MWahahahhaha!

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My crappy computer wouldn't let me on the GD yesterday evening (bastards!) but here I am!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! *sets fire to some random IW members and enslaves a few random threads* Don't know I Neb why my says words in wrong order are Now...join us! or suffer the consequences! [img]graemlins/beheaded.gif[/img]

[shadowhound]

Shadow waves the pitchfork in the air and yells, "Go Kaltia."
He then returns to prodding Dagorion.

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by shadowhound: Shadow waves the pitchfork in the air and yells, "Go Kaltia." He then returns to prodding Dagorion.

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Good...glad to see there are inventive torturers .
Cal, Cal, Cal....I'm sick of you changing allegiance like a flippin' yo-yo. Choose your side or else I'll insert a firework in your mouth and light it! I've not the patience for your games, Calaethis.....
[img]graemlins/beheaded.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] .
On another note, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
"We are the knights of camelot, we eat ham and jam and spam a lot!"

[shadowhound]

Shadow hears Kaltia mention putting fireworks into someone's mouth, "Why what a interesting notion" He then starts checking his pockets and packs for a firecraker. All the while singing along with Kaltia.

[ 08-24-2002, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by shadowhound: Shadow hears Kaltia mention putting fireworks into someone's mouth, "Why what a interesting notion" He then starts checking his pockets and packs for a firecraker. All the while singing along with Kaltia.

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I've got a rocket and a catherine wheel, Shadow look on the bright side, Cal, there are other places I could put a fire cracker! Or maybe I'll wax your legs...believe you me, that's PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!! *tosses Shadow a rocket or two* *sings louder* bloody traitors. [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

[shadowhound]

Shadow suddenly starts sniggering and then runs off, returning a couple of minutes later with a small cart covored with a tarp, he pulls off the tarp and takes out a chair, and plonks Dagorion's Semi-Concious body onto it. He also pulls out some rope, after tying him to the chair Shadow pulls out a can of gasoline, a box of matches and a big firework sign.

He quickly covers Dagorion in gasoline and spills some in a path to the sign, he then steps back and throws a match... He then slaps his forehead and pulls out another match, lights this one, and throws it.

The firework in Dagorion's mouth goes off, followed by the gasoline which sets off the sign that says in BIG firework letters "Evil will own Ironworks"

Shadow pulls up a chair to watch, "Ah its a wonderful sight to see."

[ 08-24-2002, 10:54 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]

[Kaltia]

Hmmm...we need more people to join our likkle rebellion...who have we got so far? Now that Cal has defected...*loads shot-gun and whistles to her fifteen faithful red dragon minions * [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by shadowhound: Shadow suddenly starts sniggering and then runs off for, returning a couple of minutes later with a small cart covored with a tarp, he pulls off the tarp and takes out a chair, and plonks Dagorion's Semi-Concious body onto it. He also pulls out some rope, after tying him to the chair Shadow pulls out a can of gasoline, a box of matches and a big firework sign. He quickly covers Dagorion in gasoline and puts a trail of gasoline to the sign, he then steps back and throws a match... He then hits himself and pulls out another match, lights this one, and throws it. The firework in Dagorion's mouth goes off, followed by the gasoline which sets off the sign that says in BIG firework letters "Evil will own Ironworks" Shadow pulls up a chair to watch, "Ah its a wonderful sight to see."

.*pulls up another chair and applauds* alrighty, shadow, for your vindictive mind, I offer you the position of toturer I may be more talented than you, but administrational duties take up all my time nowadays *throws andrewas on the rack* [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

[shadowhound]

All i know is that Whacky gave me this freaky looking pitchfork and is really evil (we get along well [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
And if Dagorion or Neb cross my path their heads are mine, i need revenge for a little, gnome and golf ball incident.

I would be honoured to have the position of torturer, even though i could not contest with your great mind for causing pain to those who follow the path of light.

[ 08-24-2002, 11:00 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]