Expect the Unexpected....... - Page 3

Sigmar · 07-27-2005, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Rick James will become a moderator ?

That'd be a bitch!

Anywho...

*starts the slow "Chat-room" chant*

Chat-room, chat-room, chat-room...

Morgeruat · 07-27-2005, 08:01 AM

First thought that comes to mind is a supportable business model, ie IW merchandise to help defray site costs to the members (at least in the form of direct donations), but I don't see that as likely, so I'll just say, Meh.

Grojlach · 07-27-2005, 10:14 AM

Come on, isn't it obvious already? Dada is the key word here. The message board will be replaced with the old threaded forum style, all avatars will turn into surrealistic artwork by Marcel Duchamp (with Ziroc himself sporting the infamous Fountain), and we'll all be talking about the various ways to interpret Nude descending a staircase No. 2 and replace all political debates (which are futile, hollow, disillusioning and rigid anyway) with discussions on the pornographic nature of Georgia O'Keeffe's work. Also, monetary donations will be done away with, as surreal interpretations and booger statues of dollar bills are where the real money is at, yo. Any self-proclaimed artwork will be criticised and broken down to its core of stickmen and bicycle wheels screwed on a stand, while posting manga-inspired 'artwork' will be likened to leprosy. Random, nihilistic posts will become the norm, while formulaic jokes and gimmicks are only allowed to be parodied in a surreal and offensive manner - just as long as they don't appeal to other posters in any conventional ways.

Can't wait!

[ 07-27-2005, 10:24 AM: Message edited by: Grojlach ]

Link · 07-27-2005, 10:32 AM

Ironworks no longer needs donations?

Cloudbringer · 07-27-2005, 10:37 AM

ROTFL! Cowtipping board, Choc in a g-string, rat-executions, Iraqui dictator mods.... [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] *gasping for air* Nude descending... hahahahahaha! Oh my, this IS going to be a fun thread to read for a while!

Dang, no cow-tipping board and no we won't see the all-color font board or the beer forum, but this is fun and our lips are sealed on account of Choc would shred us if we leaked anything, but whoo! The suggestions alone are worth it!

Pokemon avatars?! ACK! NO NO NO! *shudder* I'll use Illumina's VETO stamp on that one! Yikes! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 07-27-2005, 10:39 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

johnny · 07-27-2005, 10:45 AM

Well, you can forget about me giving a lapdance to every member that reaches 1000 posts. My mom says it's immoral.

krunchyfrogg · 07-27-2005, 10:50 AM

Bozos of Bones · 07-27-2005, 11:01 AM

Hmm... Ironworks changes focus from DnD games to leather fetish? The board, the posts, and the letters will all be in full 3D? The roleplaying forum will be in full 3D animation? IronWorks becomes a corporation and starts distributig games? IW becomes the official Baldur's Gate 3 and/or Fallout 3 website and gains the license to both games?

johnny · 07-27-2005, 11:10 AM

The Slybowytz finally got to you eh ?

Ziroc · 07-27-2005, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
Don't tell me, Malcolm Glazier bought this forum too?

Dunno who that is.. but no one bought IW.

07-27-2005, 08:01 AM	#22
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 5,421	First thought that comes to mind is a supportable business model, ie IW merchandise to help defray site costs to the members (at least in the form of direct donations), but I don't see that as likely, so I'll just say, Meh. __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

07-27-2005, 10:37 AM	#25
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	ROTFL! Cowtipping board, Choc in a g-string, rat-executions, Iraqui dictator mods.... [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] gasping for air Nude descending... hahahahahaha! Oh my, this IS going to be a fun thread to read for a while! Dang, no cow-tipping board and no we won't see the all-color font board or the beer forum, but this is fun and our lips are sealed on account of Choc would shred us if we leaked anything, but whoo! The suggestions alone are worth it! Pokemon avatars?! ACK! NO NO NO! shudder I'll use Illumina's VETO stamp on that one! Yikes! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 07-27-2005, 10:39 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

07-27-2005, 10:45 AM	#26
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Well, you can forget about me giving a lapdance to every member that reaches 1000 posts. My mom says it's immoral. __________________

07-27-2005, 10:50 AM	#27
krunchyfrogg Red Dragon Join Date: February 14, 2004 Location: NY, USA Age: 49 Posts: 1,516	__________________ <i>A life is not important, except in the impact it has on other lives.</i><br />- Jackie Robinson<br /><br /> [img]\"http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/3353/salsashark7xl.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

07-27-2005, 11:01 AM	#28
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 38 Posts: 4,679	Hmm... Ironworks changes focus from DnD games to leather fetish? The board, the posts, and the letters will all be in full 3D? The roleplaying forum will be in full 3D animation? IronWorks becomes a corporation and starts distributig games? IW becomes the official Baldur's Gate 3 and/or Fallout 3 website and gains the license to both games? __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

07-27-2005, 10:14 AM	#23
Grojlach Zartan Join Date: May 2, 2001 Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum Age: 44 Posts: 5,281	Come on, isn't it obvious already? Dada is the key word here. The message board will be replaced with the old threaded forum style, all avatars will turn into surrealistic artwork by Marcel Duchamp (with Ziroc himself sporting the infamous Fountain), and we'll all be talking about the various ways to interpret Nude descending a staircase No. 2 and replace all political debates (which are futile, hollow, disillusioning and rigid anyway) with discussions on the pornographic nature of Georgia O'Keeffe's work. Also, monetary donations will be done away with, as surreal interpretations and booger statues of dollar bills are where the real money is at, yo. Any self-proclaimed artwork will be criticised and broken down to its core of stickmen and bicycle wheels screwed on a stand, while posting manga-inspired 'artwork' will be likened to leprosy. Random, nihilistic posts will become the norm, while formulaic jokes and gimmicks are only allowed to be parodied in a surreal and offensive manner - just as long as they don't appeal to other posters in any conventional ways. Can't wait! [ 07-27-2005, 10:24 AM: Message edited by: Grojlach ]

07-27-2005, 10:32 AM	#24
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 40 Posts: 5,888	Ironworks no longer needs donations?

07-27-2005, 11:10 AM	#29
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	The Slybowytz finally got to you eh ? __________________

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