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okay heres a funny, i hope... i remember when i had a paper route, and i lived in utah and it just had snowed and was a sunny day.. well when i was deliverin my papers, my friends thought it would be cool to try to hit me with snowballs. they tried but i was across the street and we kept going back and forth.. well the funny part is that a porsche was drivin by, well i hit the drivers door and boy that car came to a screech halt and went after my friends in the fields.. they didnt kno it was me that hit them cuz all they saw was the group tryin to hit me... so two women went after my friends and tried to get them.. but no avail heheheh... i got away with it
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Not that long ago I went with a friend to an animal shop to buy a snake. We walk up to the cash register standing way back in line and the salesman goes up to the lady sitting at the register, the salesman apparently says "something something snake something price" and this lady standing right next to the register hears him and she just jumps up, screaming "no, get that away from me", while me and my friend are standing about 15 feet away with the snake in a cloth sack where she could possibly see it.
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I do it all the time. Of course I tend to giggle a lot all the time too.
![]() Lately wellard´s sig has me giggling as soon as I think of IW. You know the part "How hard? Well'ard!"? I don´t know why but I can´t stop giggling when I think about it. ![]()
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Hehe remembered this one time in fifth grade.During my Social Studies hour my teacher had a substitute.My friend , Tyler and I were up front whispering while others came up to the front of the class to read. Suddenly Tyler leaned over and said "Hey,do you know what S-T-G-F stand for?" I shook my head no and he leaned back over and said " It stand for: SHOOT! That guy farted!" Now normally I just take a little titter at fart jokes , but I was having the giggles that day and I started to giggle uncontrolbly! A friend had just started reading and everyone stared at me and I still could'nt stop!I got him back later with a swift kick in the butt. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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I'm forever guffawing out loud at some random memory. Sometimes I'll crack up and go 'hey, do you remember the time... ' to the person next to me, and they'll think I'm a complete weirdo [img]smile.gif[/img]
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u what is funny? i was sitting in the dentist chair getting prep work for a crown having a couple of beautiful women including the dentist poking around my mouth, i couldnt help laughin at them cuz they keep hitting my teeth with things, trying to drown me in my fluids, or dealin with the impressions they have to take.. i dont kno why i laugh at that type of stuff, i guess to me life is suppose to be funny... i even scare the crap out of them, by coughin when they was workin on my tooth, thats priceless
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hmm, boring classes are always good to have sudden giggles
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hehe, some funny stories [img]smile.gif[/img]
I know the feeling, just suddenly recalling a funny incident. I can't think of anything that really seems that funny... but I've had moments when I couldn't laugh because it would have looked bad... when my dog was just a puppy, he was roaming around in other peoples yards, being a general terror, and I was chasing after him when one particularly agressive lady chased him off with a broom... he was obviously disturbed by this, and darted off with his tail between his leg, looking back as he ran away at the lady... he just ran smack into a letterbox... he wasn't hurt or anything, but he got a really big shock ![]() Nice thread [img]smile.gif[/img]
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I was working out of town one time. A coworker & I were eating dinner in a motel restaurant and the "entertainment" was an 80yr old man playing piano. He was terrible. He finished one song, turned & asked for requests. I said the 1st thing that popped into my head "How about The Sound of Silence?" I didn't think I said it that loud, but he looked me right in the eye & said "Sorry, I don't know that one..." I had to clench my teeth 'till my jaws hurt to keep quiet.
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somethign really funny happened the other night, and i'm sorry but i'm abnout to insult blondes. this blonde woman comes through my drive thru and orders a single with cheese. her total was $2.75. now in a properly run drive thru the cashier will have change to the dollar in hand, so for this order i had one quarter ($.25) when she handed me a $20 i handed her the quarter. then i got the rest of her change. as i went to hand out her $17 change she held up the quarter and asked "what's this for?" i told her "$.25 makes $3, and heres..." and i counted out the rest. it still took hewr like 3 seconds to realize it was her change. it is still so funny.
sorry only funny story ic an think of, tho i know i get attacked by giggles alot. sometimes it's just me letting them through so i can entertain the baby with them.
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