***johnny smacking*** - Page 2

Horatio · 10-28-2002, 04:02 PM

Hey Johnny, why are you taking this crap? In the old days (pre-Kaltia) you would've wasted all these guys with an industrial-purpose vodka hose, beaten them to death with the KEGS OF POWER and then cursed their children's children with the ALMIGHTY SPELL OF SHOTZ

Have you gone soft or something?! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ronn_Bman · 10-28-2002, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:

*smacks LoA* there ya go.

**wipes tear from eye**

That's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

Horatio · 10-28-2002, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:

quote:
Originally posted by johnny:

*smacks LoA* there ya go.

**wipes tear from eye**

That's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. [/QUOTE]I say we worship this as an idol, dammit!
*dons cloak, bows down before his god, the almighty pint!*

johnny · 10-28-2002, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
Hey Johnny, why are you taking this crap? In the old days (pre-Kaltia) you would've wasted all these guys with an industrial-purpose vodka hose, beaten them to death with the KEGS OF POWER and then cursed their children's children with the ALMIGHTY SPELL OF SHOTZ Have you gone soft or something?! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'm in to peace and stuff these days you know ?

Btw, what happened to the pic ? Only thing left is a giant box with a red cross.

Sir Goulum · 10-28-2002, 07:07 PM

I'd smack him with the key to Budweiser Factories, and let him be!

True_Moose · 10-28-2002, 07:33 PM

Ooo, here's an idea:

1) Get johnny absolutely drunk as heck
2) Smack johnny as much as we like

This way everyone leaves happy

Night Stalker · 10-28-2002, 07:43 PM

I seem to be missing the fun on this ....

*offers beer to johnny*

*offers second beer to johnny - smacks him with it - gives beer anyway*

Hmmmmm, that was supprisingly theripudic. Johnny, you should charge for you services.

*offers beer in payment* [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

*\Conan/* · 10-28-2002, 07:51 PM

Smack beer*Smack beer*Smack beer*Smack beer*Smack beer*Smack beer*Smack beer*

shmaks johony wif a flag

Rikard_OHF · 10-29-2002, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:

quote:
Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:

quote:
Originally posted by johnny:

*smacks LoA* there ya go.

**wipes tear from eye**

That's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. [/QUOTE]I say we worship this as an idol, dammit!
*dons cloak, bows down before his god, the almighty pint!*[/QUOTE]Bah I'd rather have one thats wtill got foam on it [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Lord of Alcohol · 10-29-2002, 05:56 AM

What a beautiful beer! [img]smile.gif[/img]

10-28-2002, 04:02 PM	#11
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	Hey Johnny, why are you taking this crap? In the old days (pre-Kaltia) you would've wasted all these guys with an industrial-purpose vodka hose, beaten them to death with the KEGS OF POWER and then cursed their children's children with the ALMIGHTY SPELL OF SHOTZ Have you gone soft or something?! [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

10-28-2002, 07:33 PM	#16
True_Moose Gold Dragon Join Date: June 18, 2002 Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB Age: 38 Posts: 2,563	Ooo, here's an idea: 1) Get johnny absolutely drunk as heck 2) Smack johnny as much as we like This way everyone leaves happy __________________ [img]\"http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/true_moose/Siggy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

10-28-2002, 07:43 PM	#17
Night Stalker Lord Ao Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: Nevernever Land Age: 51 Posts: 2,002	I seem to be missing the fun on this .... offers beer to johnny offers second beer to johnny - smacks him with it - gives beer anyway Hmmmmm, that was supprisingly theripudic. Johnny, you should charge for you services. offers beer in payment [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [url]\"http://www.duryea.org/pinky/gurkin.wav\" target=\"_blank\">AYPWIP?</a> .... <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1ponder]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1ponder.gif\" /> <br />\"I think so Brain, but isn\'t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?\"<br /><br />Shut UP! Pinky!

10-28-2002, 07:51 PM	#18
\Conan/ Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Virginia, USA Age: 63 Posts: 1,512	Smack beerSmack beerSmack beerSmack beerSmack beerSmack beerSmack beer* shmaks johony wif a flag __________________ \\Conan/
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10-29-2002, 05:56 AM	#20
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	What a beautiful beer! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ No

10-28-2002, 07:07 PM	#15
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	I'd smack him with the key to Budweiser Factories, and let him be!

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