Larry the Mad Moderator Versus the so-called Virtuous Members of IW

[Stormymystic]

ooc...I died that quick? you could have at least let me explain, I defended you :cries:

[Bozos of Bones]

"Hold, heathens! What manner of unholy tirrany is this? It is all YOUR FAULT, isn't it, Larry? I assure you, for this you shall burn in hell! Again!"
He runs over to Stormy, and assesses her wounds. Meanwhile, Larry makes his bat escape. "No, demon! You shall not elude me!"

[Callum]

Callum pops into the thread directly above Larry's flying path. He crahses down on top of him. Picking him up from where he is sprawled beneath him, he attempts to shave all his hair off.

Then he runs to deposit all his posts in the bank.

[Hivetyrant]

Hivetyrant throws Lars Ulrich at the escaping bat, managing to knock him of his flight path.
Whilst snickering at Stormy and her sore butt [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Callum]

Lars Ulrich hits Callum as he is sitting and holding Larry the bat. Callum throws Larry at Hivetyrant in outrage.

[Larry_OHF]

Larry comes out of his initial state of shock and takes human form again. He assesses the situation, and looks for a means of turning the tide in this battle.

"Fine...I shall have no rest this hour."

Larry grabs the rest of the Metallica band out of his pocket and throws them onstage, demanding they start playing "Fade to Black". As they do, Lars U. realizes that he needs to be up there, and so runs up to get into place. As the music plays, the lights are fading out, leaving everyone in pitch black darkness like that of death. Fear creeps into the hearts of those foes of Larry as the song fades away only to begin anew with "Enter Sandman". The effects of this music begin to cause the players that band against Larry to fall into a fitful and terrible sleep.

He concludes by directing the band in the conclusive song of destruction..."Creeping Death".

"I told you I am the all powerful! None shall escape my thread of destruction"!

He noticed that Tao had stepped into the trap of death by mistake but was not worried by her, for she had the powerful Enya spell to counter the effects of Metallica's Death Songs. Besides, she was not one of the accusers, so he had no will of death for her in this particular thread. She would have her's coming in another place.

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[Hivetyrant]

Unfortunantly for Larry, the mutation Hivetyrant recieved, allowed him to close his ears and become temporarily deaf so he was unable to hear the music, he creeps over to the power point and pulls out the bands equipment, sending the room into silence, soon, all the others wake from their sleep, whilst Hivetyrant sneaks towards Larry.

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[Larry_OHF]

"Sneaks? Sneaks?!!Nobody shall sneak around here! I am the all-powerful super scary mad moderator that everyone fears!"

Larry turns into an Ancient Shadow Dragon and spreads his wings as he rises to his full height.

Meanwhile, the ever intellegent band of Metallica realizes this is a chance to play some Acoustic versions of their songs to sell more CDs, so they begin with "Unforgiven" to lower the moral of the opponents that can still hear.

This, BTW...raises the moral of Larry and Dron as long as the music is playing.

[ 12-13-2004, 08:56 AM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

[Hivetyrant]

Hivetyrant calls over Rammstein, who just happened to be standing near by, tells them to start plaing...
Rammstein's music is much louder that Metallica's which boosts everyone elses morale, whilst, as usual, the band members start their Pyrotechnics display by shooting Fiery arrows at Metallica.

[ 12-13-2004, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]

[Elif Godson]

< a little knat flies in and lands on Larry's left ear and whispers. "Larry come now, you need to play a few other toons like oh say, Am I evil, and Blitzkrieg and Whiplash and uhm Battery, and then to mellow them out a bit, have the boy's play Orion or something along those lines. Then ya need to summon up Iron Maiden to play the Trooper and slew of other evil intoned song's. Then to finish it off you could have eulogy played by Pantera, Respect!!! ah how's that sound" the knat then takes flight and disappears in the darkness.