Fantastic 4, the sequal (News)

[Morgeruat]

Originally posted by Zarr: Regarding F4: Any film with Jessica Alba in it will probably be okay for certain reasons... [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img] Yes, I know I'm shallow

Rather hilarious (if off color) remark about her in F4:

"My director of genetic research, Susan Storm!" he sneers. Reed looks over, looking all "thanks for the bulletin." Sue's played by Jessica Alba, who later becomes the Invisible Woman-- or as I call her, the Fantastic Whore. Jessica Alba is a one-women movie disaster, able to sink the best of movies. Now she's trying to act like a brilliant scientist? Sweet Jesus, can you imagine Jessica Alba trying to make change behind the counter of a Taco Bell, much less trying to conduct genetic experiments? I doubt she could tell a test tube from a tampon. If Alba ever seriously tried to get into genetics she'd go about four years before realizing you can't clone stuffed animals. Genetics? Yeah I can see her doing a paternity test. Bollocks. *snip*

[ 12-14-2005, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: T-D-C ]

[Zarr]

That's quite funny, and true

*snip*

[ 12-14-2005, 05:28 PM: Message edited by: T-D-C ]

[T-D-C]

Editing out some comments that are not appropriate for this forum.

[pritchke]

<font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#009999">I really liked the first F4, I heard mixed reviews so it was better than I heard. Showed how they got there powers and had some very well placed jokes. They really showed what a nice guy the Thing is as well and his battle with himself since he got the worst end of the deal with the way he looked. A really good movie to establish the heros. The villian Doom was done well as well, I couldn't even remember if Doom had super powers I thought he was just disfigured and very smart in the comics. I am glad they are doing a second movie.</font>

[ 12-20-2005, 10:48 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

[Morgeruat]

In the comics he has access to magic as well as being almost as intelligent as Richards, no electicity/metalman/etc powers, oh and the Doombots, he's got lotsa Doombots.