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Red Dragon
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"Hello, Mr. Inquisitor, show me your red hot poker!"
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Red Dragon
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"Oh yes, S'Keser Da, I have been a bad boogre. Put me in duh cage again!"
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40th Level Warrior
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Is that a dragonshard in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Red Dragon
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Oh and by the way: You do not need a pickup line to pickup G'ezzered Ra... His heart is easy to steal. He gives it away to any stranger... He even BEGGED me to take it.
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Lysindra of Yor(or what ever her name is): Use it on my, oh yes use it!
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"Does you Dad own brewery?"
Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Female: preferably not fertilised Id crawl over a 1000 miles of broken glass just to smell under your arms (and boy have i cleaned that one up!!!!)
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Now that we are onto this subject: I suppose that any relationship with the Leprechaun is bound to be a one night stand since he always has to move every time he has invited a person home. He even leaves all his belongings to the that person. Being a law student myself I can safely say that such a person is a dream come true for every solicitor and barrister dealing with divorce cases.
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what weird pickup lines there are, made me laugh continuosly!!!
Dwarf at counter of Stout Mines : "Hmm.....i'm feeling a bit thirsty now, can u give me some......*ahem* please?" (eew, sick) Sabastio of Brimloch Roon: "Now, let's see, should i buy u a drink or dance with you, sit beside you, behind you or on the other side? should at i look at ur boobs or ur ass? should i.......*SLASH!*.........hmm, i tink that should be my hand on the floor right?" (he talks too much...)
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And for those who prefer taking advantage of people in an emotional state:
"Oh, Kerielle, I am so sorry about your Algamesh. I know how much you must have cared for him. But if you need a friend you can always count on me. And besides: Have I told you your eyes are as deep blue as Nymph Lake?..."
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And then there is always the conditionless: "I am thine" with which phrase Kerah managed to win the heart of my level 6 male human rogue.
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