Cloudy's Cafe-A Conversation zone-Febuary 14th, 2003

[Horatio]

Originally posted by Attalus: Er, "Att the Rat?" Does that mean moi? Sorry, but I lack the, er, vocabulary to reply in that argot. "Comi'n atcha like Cleopatra?" You mean, rolled up in a carpet? *Makes mental note to decline any suspicious rug deliveries.* *Reads MagiK's post, looks in alarm out his window to make sure that no darned snow comes around his crib, er, house.*

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] that is waaay too funny

[ 02-16-2003, 03:28 PM: Message edited by: Horatio ]

[Sigmar]

Yo yo, listen up ya'll *Dons funkaay gear*

What you ask for you shall recieve...

Sigmar, bringing the funk to all of you in Cloudy's cafe, BIG UP TO Y'ALL! BIG UP FROM THE GIBRALTARIAN WESTSIDE MASSIVE!

Here in the heart of the Spam queen's domain
The center of communication in the Ironworks main-frame
People talk, people shout, people come and people go
But there's always people in here that much is fo' sure.

Guys like penguin man Someguy, the Killer of death, the speed demon H-man and even Old man Att Da Ratt.
Last but not least the gals and dolls of the cafe, Willow, Cloudy and even Kat
they post here but hell, there's even more!

But y'all know who runs the show, the meanest Gibraltarian brother from around the globe
Notorius S.I.G, P.Siggy, DJ Sig it don't matter what they call him
As long as they pay their respect for the wicked rhymes I am layin'

Keep on my goodside and I'll look after you like a mob boss,
hell like a man on a mission I'll pop a cap any foolish brother's ass who tries.
Hell yeah, that donkey won't see anymo' days...it won't see another day *PUT Y'ALL HANDS TOGETHER!*

Now as I get to the end of this jammin' beat
I've got to tell ya'll 'bout all the sheet
That transpires when any fool messes wit' me Simply put I'll kick his ass for no big fee (excluding the obvious V.A.T tax)

So there you have it y'all, when the Big Sig gets in the Cafe y'all better get Siggy wit it and big it up to the Gibraltarian Westside massive, BUYAKASHA, wicked and I'm done! You better recognise!...

Pukka!

Yep, there's a reason I'm not really a rap artist (also it was lot harder to rap without swear word)

(PS obvious tounge in cheek in rap lyrics, I mean no harm in it, tis' all intended in jest, please notify me if you take offense)

If you wish to support my rap career with money justr send it to the IW donation und so that you can see me rap here more often Sorry to all those who I neglected to mention, my poor rhyming capabilities prevented me from doing so.



[ 02-16-2003, 03:32 PM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Attalus: Er, "Att the Rat?" Does that mean moi? Sorry, but I lack the, er, vocabulary to reply in that argot. "Comi'n atcha like Cleopatra?" You mean, rolled up in a carpet? *Makes mental note to decline any suspicious rug deliveries.*

*sprays coke over her keybaord*
Awww, nuts!
Always Coca-cola-my spam-fuel [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Sigmar: *rap lyrics here*

That is also waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny to be legal [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]

[Lady Blue03]

Originally posted by Attalus: Hi, Jen. [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] Around here, the day is whatever the management declares it. Did you never hear, "Prune your roses on Presidents' Day?

lol Bill, I musta missed that saying [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Whats good about presidents weekend? I get 2 mondays off school in a row..ah, thankee George Washington
Heeey Kaltia you're going to a Linkin Park concert? Bring me!!!! Pllllllllzzzzz!!!! *sniffle* I missed their concert in the US over the summer [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Well anyway, I get to go shopping with my mommy! That means my coice of food for the house, not to mention Starbucks on the way back *rejoices happily*

[Horatio]

Sigmar...RESPECT!

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Horatio: Sigmar...RESPECT!

Yo...
Biggin' it up from the East London Ghetto, yo!
RISPECT!
Ya mum!

[ 02-16-2003, 03:35 PM: Message edited by: Kaltia ]

[Horatio]

Originally posted by Kaltia: Ya mum!

Too far....too far... [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] Don't make me come over dere and slap yo punk ass

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Horatio: Quote: Originally posted by Kaltia: Ya mum!

Too far....too far... [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] Don't make me come over dere and slap yo punk ass

[img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]*ahem* Monty Python had th' best insults, brothah!
Yo mama was a hamster an' yo father smelled o' elderberries, yo!
Yo English caniggits!

[ 02-16-2003, 03:43 PM: Message edited by: Kaltia ]

[Sigmar]

Guy's guys, I realise my jamtasic lyrics blew your visual senses but lets not get carried away with da gangsta talk and not because it may annoy others... but because only well pukka, none mingin' DJ's like myself can lay down the lyrics effectively...after all, I possess a street cred level of 45 and together with additional bonus of my Bandana of Wickedness +4 I have 49...