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Old 06-09-2002, 01:25 AM   #41
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Quote:
Originally posted by RudeDawg:
quote:
Originally posted by Downunda:
Johnny and Horatio decided to go for a walk in the woods. How far can Johnny and Horatio walk into the woods?
Halfway.

What have I got in my pocket?
[/QUOTE]Too easy was it? [img]tongue.gif[/img] There was this one reg. mushrooms and porridge but I can't remember how it goes
As for that thing in your pocket, it wouldn't be a golf tee would it or is it just Davros with that particular quirk [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]
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Old 06-09-2002, 01:28 AM   #42
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what's in pocket?
Nothing,the only way to prove what's in it is to pull it out leaving nothing currently inside.
Fork in road guy.
Ask which path a liar would tell you went to lie town.
that way the truth and a lie about a lie are the same answer,just take the path he dosn't say goes to lie town.
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Old 06-09-2002, 01:34 AM   #43
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Ooh ooh ooh!!! I'll have a go at that one SomeGuy!!!

He could ask "Which way is your town?" If he's a liar, he will point to the truth town! If he's from the truth town, he will also point to the truth town!

Yay! Tell me I'm right!
Or you can ask "Which way would someone from the town other then your town say is the way truth town?"
If he is from lair town he'll point to the way to liar town.
If he is from truth town he'll point the way to liar town. You go to the opposite town.
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Old 06-09-2002, 01:38 AM   #44
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Ooh ooh ooh!!! I'll have a go at that one SomeGuy!!!

He could ask "Which way is your town?" If he's a liar, he will point to the truth town! If he's from the truth town, he will also point to the truth town!

Yay! Tell me I'm right!
Sounds good to me Avi [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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Old 06-09-2002, 03:11 AM   #45
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As for that thing in your pocket, it wouldn't be a golf tee would it or is it just Davros with that particular quirk [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]
Geesh, how did I get dragged into this [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 06-09-2002, 03:14 AM   #46
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Sorry dude I was trying to think of stuff in pockets and the first thing I thought of was the comment someone made about a tee in your pocket. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 06-09-2002, 03:41 AM   #47
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The correct term is pitching a tent. Some people are so immature
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Old 06-09-2002, 03:55 AM   #48
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Okay - here one I remember - same rules as the others

A man drops dead in a field - why?
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Old 06-09-2002, 03:59 AM   #49
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A man drops dead in a field - why?
Because he was standing up as he started to die. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
 
Old 06-09-2002, 04:53 AM   #50
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A knight dies and comes to two doors. One leads to heaven, the other to hell. They both look exactly the same in every way bar the inscriptions.
On the first door; One or both of these inscriptions is false.

On the second door; This door leads to hell.

The inscriptions may be true or false. Assuming he wants to go to heaven, which door should he take and why ??
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