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They are long and yellow and considered a fruit. But have they a SOUL????
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If they do, I can account for 1/3 of the bananna heaven population.
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yeah, yeah, sure.. WHAT!? [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Of course they do... a few years I was performing that trick where you get someone to ask you a question with a yes or no answer and vut the banana etc, well, to my surprise and horror, I saw a small little glowing creature shriek at the sight of the knife, run away, then lost it's breath, then collapsed on the floor.... then I picked it up and nursed it back to health and now it always sits on my shoulder giving me sage advice and sneering every time we pass his poor kinsmen in those cruel supermarkets... they're evil I tell you!!!!
Oh and he tell's me to burn things.
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ROFL It's one of the mysterious questions of life isn't it? They share 70% of their genes with humans so perhaps they do but I definitly know what has a soul, melons. Yep, they truly are natures gift to humanity. (I'm in the chatroom Shield)
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Thank you Lord Shield for your parody of my thread! LMAO!!!
Sometimes after I eat a couple of bananas, there is a vapour that rises towards the heavens. I can only assume that this vapour is a physical representation of the banana's soul. You cannot tell me that it does not exist! I know that it exists! It smells very odd! |
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A yellow and bendy soul
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I've got 3 bananananananas on my kitchen table - will I be a 70% cannibal if I eat them?
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Quote:
You make me sick...
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*LS kneels reverently in prayer for the brave bananas that dies fighting for their bunch*
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