Morgans Joke Of The Day!!

Morgan_Corbesant · 11-29-2001, 07:31 PM

a salesman knocks on the door of a house, only to be greated by a ten year old boy. trailing behind the boy is a long cape. on his head, he is wearing a fedora. he has a huge glass of brandy in one hand, and a remote control in the other. in his mouth, a huge cuban cigar. the salesman asks the boy, "are your parents home?" then the boy looks at him and replies, "does it F***ing look like it!!!??"

Evil Al · 11-29-2001, 09:41 PM

Hey that would be funny if it made me laugh. But it didn't so it isn’t funny. In fact I’m crying. No I’ve lost my will to live. Well Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms (delete where appropriate) Morgan, you've taken your first victim with your bad "humour". HOW DOES IT FEEL? DO YOU FEEL BIG? I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life. Hey, you can move to Britain and work for Channel 5 (for any non-British people Channel 5 if the cheapest thing going, its basically porn, bad comedy and well porn oh yeah and some crappy soaps).
Well, good bye everyone I’m going to dig my grave, lie in it and think about that terrible joke until I die!

Morgan_Corbesant · 11-29-2001, 10:01 PM

thank you al, from you, that is a compliment. nuff said.

Morgan_Corbesant · 11-29-2001, 10:02 PM

oh, and its not MY humor, i only heard it, and thought it funny myself, so i posted it here. if you dont like it, suck it up and shut up. thanx, and have a nice day, go drink some tea, and dig your grave! [img]graemlins/ninja.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

Evil Al · 11-29-2001, 10:13 PM

Hey i'm sorry man. I got a bit carried away. I trying to give up smoking and its 3 am here. So i'm a bit cranky. But thats no excuse for being an a*****e.
Sorry again man...Does anyone have a ciggy?

Morgan_Corbesant · 11-29-2001, 11:00 PM

its no prob man, my wife is trying to quit too, so im used to it, lol. later, thanx for appology, and good luck. try and get zyban, its supposed to work wonders.

Evil Al · 11-29-2001, 11:14 PM

Thanks man. I need all the luck i can get. I think i'll look into Zyban, the withdrawl is killing me. Ah well i supose its for the best. lol good luck to your wife as well.

11-29-2001, 07:31 PM	#1
Morgan_Corbesant Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 19, 2001 Location: Portland, Oregon Age: 47 Posts: 1,224	a salesman knocks on the door of a house, only to be greated by a ten year old boy. trailing behind the boy is a long cape. on his head, he is wearing a fedora. he has a huge glass of brandy in one hand, and a remote control in the other. in his mouth, a huge cuban cigar. the salesman asks the boy, "are your parents home?" then the boy looks at him and replies, "does it F***ing look like it!!!??" __________________ Morgan Corbesant, Elven BladeSinger, Captain of the army of the Seldarine<br /><br /> [img]\"http://www.rleeermey.com/images/linkbanners/usmcredwhiteblue.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Protector of Elves<br />Slayer of Orcs<br /><br />ALL YOUR BASE, ARE BELONG TO US!!!<br />I DON\'T FIGHT FOR HONOR, I FIGHT TO WIN!<br />\"One who is a samurai must before all things keep constantly in mind, by day and by night...the fact that he has to die\". <br />-Daidoji Yuzan-<br />16th Century

11-29-2001, 09:41 PM	#2
Evil Al Drow Warrior Join Date: October 5, 2001 Location: Aberdeen, United Kingdom Age: 39 Posts: 292	Hey that would be funny if it made me laugh. But it didn't so it isn’t funny. In fact I’m crying. No I’ve lost my will to live. Well Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms (delete where appropriate) Morgan, you've taken your first victim with your bad "humour". HOW DOES IT FEEL? DO YOU FEEL BIG? I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life. Hey, you can move to Britain and work for Channel 5 (for any non-British people Channel 5 if the cheapest thing going, its basically porn, bad comedy and well porn oh yeah and some crappy soaps). Well, good bye everyone I’m going to dig my grave, lie in it and think about that terrible joke until I die! __________________ I\'m not bigheaded but go here and tell me just how sexy i am [url]\"http://www.faceparty.com/al_the_drunkard\" target=\"_blank\">www.faceparty.com/al_the_drunkard</a><br /><br />War in iraq? Not in my name!<br /><br />Disarm America.

11-29-2001, 10:01 PM	#3
Morgan_Corbesant Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 19, 2001 Location: Portland, Oregon Age: 47 Posts: 1,224	thank you al, from you, that is a compliment. nuff said. __________________ Morgan Corbesant, Elven BladeSinger, Captain of the army of the Seldarine<br /><br /> [img]\"http://www.rleeermey.com/images/linkbanners/usmcredwhiteblue.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Protector of Elves<br />Slayer of Orcs<br /><br />ALL YOUR BASE, ARE BELONG TO US!!!<br />I DON\'T FIGHT FOR HONOR, I FIGHT TO WIN!<br />\"One who is a samurai must before all things keep constantly in mind, by day and by night...the fact that he has to die\". <br />-Daidoji Yuzan-<br />16th Century

11-29-2001, 10:02 PM	#4
Morgan_Corbesant Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 19, 2001 Location: Portland, Oregon Age: 47 Posts: 1,224	oh, and its not MY humor, i only heard it, and thought it funny myself, so i posted it here. if you dont like it, suck it up and shut up. thanx, and have a nice day, go drink some tea, and dig your grave! [img]graemlins/ninja.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Morgan Corbesant, Elven BladeSinger, Captain of the army of the Seldarine<br /><br /> [img]\"http://www.rleeermey.com/images/linkbanners/usmcredwhiteblue.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Protector of Elves<br />Slayer of Orcs<br /><br />ALL YOUR BASE, ARE BELONG TO US!!!<br />I DON\'T FIGHT FOR HONOR, I FIGHT TO WIN!<br />\"One who is a samurai must before all things keep constantly in mind, by day and by night...the fact that he has to die\". <br />-Daidoji Yuzan-<br />16th Century

11-29-2001, 10:13 PM	#5
Evil Al Drow Warrior Join Date: October 5, 2001 Location: Aberdeen, United Kingdom Age: 39 Posts: 292	Hey i'm sorry man. I got a bit carried away. I trying to give up smoking and its 3 am here. So i'm a bit cranky. But thats no excuse for being an a*****e. Sorry again man...Does anyone have a ciggy? __________________ I\'m not bigheaded but go here and tell me just how sexy i am [url]\"http://www.faceparty.com/al_the_drunkard\" target=\"_blank\">www.faceparty.com/al_the_drunkard</a><br /><br />War in iraq? Not in my name!<br /><br />Disarm America.

11-29-2001, 11:00 PM	#6
Morgan_Corbesant Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 19, 2001 Location: Portland, Oregon Age: 47 Posts: 1,224	its no prob man, my wife is trying to quit too, so im used to it, lol. later, thanx for appology, and good luck. try and get zyban, its supposed to work wonders. __________________ Morgan Corbesant, Elven BladeSinger, Captain of the army of the Seldarine<br /><br /> [img]\"http://www.rleeermey.com/images/linkbanners/usmcredwhiteblue.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Protector of Elves<br />Slayer of Orcs<br /><br />ALL YOUR BASE, ARE BELONG TO US!!!<br />I DON\'T FIGHT FOR HONOR, I FIGHT TO WIN!<br />\"One who is a samurai must before all things keep constantly in mind, by day and by night...the fact that he has to die\". <br />-Daidoji Yuzan-<br />16th Century

11-29-2001, 11:14 PM	#7
Evil Al Drow Warrior Join Date: October 5, 2001 Location: Aberdeen, United Kingdom Age: 39 Posts: 292	Thanks man. I need all the luck i can get. I think i'll look into Zyban, the withdrawl is killing me. Ah well i supose its for the best. lol good luck to your wife as well. __________________ I\'m not bigheaded but go here and tell me just how sexy i am [url]\"http://www.faceparty.com/al_the_drunkard\" target=\"_blank\">www.faceparty.com/al_the_drunkard</a><br /><br />War in iraq? Not in my name!<br /><br />Disarm America.

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