Larry the Mad Moderator Versus the so-called Virtuous Members of IW - Page 7

Dron_Cah · 12-14-2004, 09:39 PM

What kind of sick mind would try and combine Metallica with the lowly Megadeath??
The music that was beginning cuts short, as Lars and James both look at Mustaine, and scream, "Your Fired!!!"
Mustaine falls to a fetal position crying.

Hivetyrant · 12-14-2004, 09:42 PM

Waking up to the new surroundings and still being able to hear the mighty puuuurs of Choc, Hivetyrant almost craps himself, but then has an idea, seeing that Bozos spell had failed, Hivetyrant casts, globe of stomach acid protection and power word wait, he dared not think of what would happen after they passed through the body, but he knew that he would get his revenge on the evil all-powerfull moderators!!!!

Ilander · 12-14-2004, 10:07 PM

Deep below the surface of the earth, all feel a terrible rumbling as something foul and evil is summoned. A nearly subsonic rumble calls the name "Dron" at 140 decibels, inflicting 4d6 damage on all. The bedrock of the very thread splits assunder as the being known only as Elyl claws its way to the surface with fangs dripping gore and claws drenching in the foulest of ichors. Elyl rears one of his many heads and screams blasphemies from a non-euclidean mouth.

NEWTONIAN PHYSICS IS A MERE APPROXIMATION OF THE TRUE WORLD ORDER. NOW WHERE'S THE 'TALLICA?

Larry_OHF · 12-14-2004, 10:12 PM

(Vacation notice...I have to go help my mom from tomorrow until Friday night. This is something that came up fast and so sorry for the late notice. I hope I am not in too bad of shape when I come back! )

May my loyal ones protect me!

~Larry flies off in bat form to his casket to rest for three days.~

SomeGuy · 12-14-2004, 10:25 PM

SomeGuy sits upon one of the many pieces of food that the cat, Choc, has digested. He looks up from his banjo playing and watches as more Ironworkers befall the same fate as he did many years ago.

"Choc eat you guys too? Wow. Small world. I've been stuck here forever! I had to eat my penguins to survive..."

SomeGuy seemed to be silent for some time, as if praying for his lost comrades before looking back down at his banjo and plucking the strings a few times before looking back up as if an idea has struck his little teenage brain.

"Say! We should work together to get out of here! Besides, it's starting to smell like mold in here... and that acid burnt my shoes off. I need new shoes. Could you live with the thought that you were denying a kid shoes?"

He tapped his hairy, shoeless foot and grinned. He put his banjo in away and pointed up towards the esophogus.

"Seeing as we can't get out of here by going... uh.. down. Let's try going back up?"

[ 12-14-2004, 10:27 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

Hivetyrant · 12-14-2004, 11:28 PM

"Sure thing Someguy, just hop inside my globe of stomach acid protection"
Hivetyrant then procedes to cast, power word regurgitation...
"Hold on to your Banjo"
Suddenly Choc starts shaking and gagging, all of the swollowed Ironworkers hop inside the globe and grab onto a peice of digested food, as they all start rushing upwards.
"Prepare for a fight when we leave, the deputy evil mod, T-D-C will be waiting for us, along with a;ll of those who have been corrupted my Larry!!!!!!

Ilander · 12-15-2004, 12:11 AM

WHO SUMMONED ME? WHERE IS THE ONE OF CAH?

Elyl bellows as he surveys the scene, noting the band and the blashphemous Mustaine. He pulls the rest of his gargantuan mass out of the hole in the floor, and a hellish light seems to emanate up, illuminating the entire of the beast. It's chitinous, strangely faceted hide seems reminiscint of obsidian, and the eye clusters on its five heads glow faintly red. Claws adorn the end of each of its two arms, and it menaces all with an two-meter long barbed tail.

All right, Elyl has a Horror Factor of 16. Roll 1d20 to see if you're horrified, though add four to your roll if you have ever seen an Ironworks Post Monster before. Above a 16 means you're not horrified.

armageddon272 · 12-15-2004, 05:05 AM

How could Metallica fire Mustaine? Again? after their music has done so much for the fight? but because the two refuse to combine their powers for good, Megadeth's leader may soon be corrupted i fear. How could you Lars? Megadeth had a mourning song for Cliff Burton for God's sake!

OOC: Megadeth kicks butt just as well as Metallica

[ 12-15-2004, 05:06 AM: Message edited by: armageddon272 ]

Ilander · 12-16-2004, 04:52 PM

None respond to my calls...I shall destroy all! Starting with you, Moderator Larry!

OOC: I'm gonna be going to no-internet land soon, so feel free to send Elyl back to the depths ifn's ya want

...but at least let 'em put up a good fight!

Dron_Cah · 12-17-2004, 12:13 AM

"Blargh!!" Dron phases back into reality, looking very groggy. "One more final, then it's back to ye olde one-horse-town. Anyways, yeah, oh evil backwards Elyl, I summoned you." Points towards the stage with the greatest band in the world on it. "Metallica's been doing some crazy S***! Anyways, they beat down that one **** again, so it's cool. So, you can enjoy the show, or just knock the crap out of the offending members who interrupted the music."

OOC: Sorry guys, I know I'm pretty crappy right now, but I'm gone, mentally. At least I get to go home, tomorrow. Time to recharge. Later.

12-14-2004, 10:12 PM	#64
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	(Vacation notice...I have to go help my mom from tomorrow until Friday night. This is something that came up fast and so sorry for the late notice. I hope I am not in too bad of shape when I come back! ) May my loyal ones protect me! ~Larry flies off in bat form to his casket to rest for three days.~ __________________

12-15-2004, 12:11 AM	#67
Ilander 20th Level Warrior Join Date: December 28, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 39 Posts: 2,820	WHO SUMMONED ME? WHERE IS THE ONE OF CAH? Elyl bellows as he surveys the scene, noting the band and the blashphemous Mustaine. He pulls the rest of his gargantuan mass out of the hole in the floor, and a hellish light seems to emanate up, illuminating the entire of the beast. It's chitinous, strangely faceted hide seems reminiscint of obsidian, and the eye clusters on its five heads glow faintly red. Claws adorn the end of each of its two arms, and it menaces all with an two-meter long barbed tail. All right, Elyl has a Horror Factor of 16. Roll 1d20 to see if you're horrified, though add four to your roll if you have ever seen an Ironworks Post Monster before. Above a 16 means you're not horrified. __________________ Is that what you really want to say?

12-16-2004, 04:52 PM	#69
Ilander 20th Level Warrior Join Date: December 28, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 39 Posts: 2,820	None respond to my calls...I shall destroy all! Starting with you, Moderator Larry! OOC: I'm gonna be going to no-internet land soon, so feel free to send Elyl back to the depths ifn's ya want ...but at least let 'em put up a good fight! __________________ Is that what you really want to say?

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12-14-2004, 09:39 PM	#61
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 39 Posts: 2,637	What kind of sick mind would try and combine Metallica with the lowly Megadeath?? The music that was beginning cuts short, as Lars and James both look at Mustaine, and scream, "Your Fired!!!" Mustaine falls to a fetal position crying.

12-14-2004, 09:42 PM	#62
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 38 Posts: 5,403	Waking up to the new surroundings and still being able to hear the mighty puuuurs of Choc, Hivetyrant almost craps himself, but then has an idea, seeing that Bozos spell had failed, Hivetyrant casts, globe of stomach acid protection and power word wait, he dared not think of what would happen after they passed through the body, but he knew that he would get his revenge on the evil all-powerfull moderators!!!!

12-14-2004, 10:07 PM	#63
Ilander 20th Level Warrior Join Date: December 28, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 39 Posts: 2,820	Deep below the surface of the earth, all feel a terrible rumbling as something foul and evil is summoned. A nearly subsonic rumble calls the name "Dron" at 140 decibels, inflicting 4d6 damage on all. The bedrock of the very thread splits assunder as the being known only as Elyl claws its way to the surface with fangs dripping gore and claws drenching in the foulest of ichors. Elyl rears one of his many heads and screams blasphemies from a non-euclidean mouth. NEWTONIAN PHYSICS IS A MERE APPROXIMATION OF THE TRUE WORLD ORDER. NOW WHERE'S THE 'TALLICA?

12-14-2004, 10:25 PM	#65
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	SomeGuy sits upon one of the many pieces of food that the cat, Choc, has digested. He looks up from his banjo playing and watches as more Ironworkers befall the same fate as he did many years ago. "Choc eat you guys too? Wow. Small world. I've been stuck here forever! I had to eat my penguins to survive..." SomeGuy seemed to be silent for some time, as if praying for his lost comrades before looking back down at his banjo and plucking the strings a few times before looking back up as if an idea has struck his little teenage brain. "Say! We should work together to get out of here! Besides, it's starting to smell like mold in here... and that acid burnt my shoes off. I need new shoes. Could you live with the thought that you were denying a kid shoes?" He tapped his hairy, shoeless foot and grinned. He put his banjo in away and pointed up towards the esophogus. "Seeing as we can't get out of here by going... uh.. down. Let's try going back up?" [ 12-14-2004, 10:27 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

12-14-2004, 11:28 PM	#66
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 38 Posts: 5,403	"Sure thing Someguy, just hop inside my globe of stomach acid protection" Hivetyrant then procedes to cast, power word regurgitation... "Hold on to your Banjo" Suddenly Choc starts shaking and gagging, all of the swollowed Ironworkers hop inside the globe and grab onto a peice of digested food, as they all start rushing upwards. "Prepare for a fight when we leave, the deputy evil mod, T-D-C will be waiting for us, along with a;ll of those who have been corrupted my Larry!!!!!!

12-15-2004, 05:05 AM	#68
armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 34 Posts: 1,163	How could Metallica fire Mustaine? Again? after their music has done so much for the fight? but because the two refuse to combine their powers for good, Megadeth's leader may soon be corrupted i fear. How could you Lars? Megadeth had a mourning song for Cliff Burton for God's sake! OOC: Megadeth kicks butt just as well as Metallica [ 12-15-2004, 05:06 AM: Message edited by: armageddon272 ]

12-17-2004, 12:13 AM	#70
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 39 Posts: 2,637	"Blargh!!" Dron phases back into reality, looking very groggy. "One more final, then it's back to ye olde one-horse-town. Anyways, yeah, oh evil backwards Elyl, I summoned you." Points towards the stage with the greatest band in the world on it. "Metallica's been doing some crazy S*! Anyways, they beat down that one ** again, so it's cool. So, you can enjoy the show, or just knock the crap out of the offending members who interrupted the music." OOC: Sorry guys, I know I'm pretty crappy right now, but I'm gone, mentally. At least I get to go home, tomorrow. Time to recharge. Later.

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