A hodge-podge RPG (experimental)

K T Ong · 03-23-2002, 01:29 PM

All right, let's be frank, I really don't know whether or how this will work out. I can only hope you folks will give it your support.

Basically, the idea here is to have a funny, hodge-podge RPG, meaning by hodge-podge that you can bring in absolutely any of your favorite characters from any game/comic/movie etc universe (though preferably well-known ones), whether Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers or Marvel superheroes or Little Red Riding Hood or Mulder and Scully or whatever. The idea is to bring them all together and see what kind of wacky story we can work out. I'll suggest that we can use each other's characters, just so long as we don't kill off each other's characters, stretch them too far out of character or incapacitate them unduly.

I'll start with some characters from the Star Wars and LOTR universes...

**************************************************

Jar Jar Binks woke up. It was another lovely morning on the wonderful planet of Naboo. Turning to look at the huge, beautiful hologlobe hovering in the air in his bedroom, which the Jedis recently gave him as a present, he smiled and strode to the bathroom for a shower.

Today was going to be a special day. For he had received an invitation from Frodo Baggins the Hobbit to attend a big birthday party. Fascinating race, the Hobbits, thought Jar Jar as he savored the refreshing sensation of warm water on his body. The natives of Naboo had recently started developing trade relations with those of Middle-Earth, an alien extradimensional plane. Being one of those who had traveled to that alien dimension, Jar Jar came to know of the Hobbits and Frodo in particular, and a great friendship quickly grew between them.

Presently Jar Jar dried himself and sprayed on some Ewok urine perfume before sauntering out of his house and making his way to his girlfriend's residence. He had to be sure to bring his sweetheart Ghee Ghee Wonks to the birthday party. She would also be a great help in deciding what birthday present they could get for Frodo, besides. But as he was descending the stairs from his house he saw a tall and unfamiliar figure approaching. It was a human with a long, white beard, dressed in blue robes and wearing a pointed hat.

"A Jedi?" thought Jar Jar. Unlikely. No Jedi he knew of ever wore pointed hats. But who could this stranger be, then? Even before Jar Jar could think any further, the stranger was right before him.

The man smiled. "Jar Jar Binks, I presume?"

"Meesa Jar Jar, yeah," nodded Jar Jar. "Who're you?"

"I'm Gandalf," replied the bearded human. "I understand you're a friend of Frodo's?"

Please continue the story.

Neb · 03-23-2002, 01:44 PM

(OOC: I'd join, but I fear that I'd have a hard time doing anything except painful and messy things to Jar Jar now that he's in he RP.....)

K T Ong · 03-23-2002, 01:51 PM

Bring in some of your own characters, then. Or start another scene. (You hate Jar Jar too, eh?... [img]smile.gif[/img] )

Legolas · 03-23-2002, 02:08 PM

Oh dear...

IC: Legolas was strolling about the forest when he heard he was in danger of being seriously ridiculed in some sort of roleplay game. So, he walked up to a shady, mysterious wizard clad in black and arranged for a teleportation spell. Then, he dissapeared from this game never to appear again

OOC: [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

K T Ong · 03-23-2002, 02:39 PM

All right, why don't I start another scene (this one's a bit more serious...):

Meanwhile, on another world on yet another dimensional plane...

Li Mu-Bai contemplated the bamboo groves at the edge of the rock garden while sipping some jasmine tea in the ornate pavillion. Shu-Lien was nearby, her gaze directed towards the beautifully crafted sword laid on the table. Though a triumph of artistic swordsmithing, the weapon also gave off an unnerving, evil green glow.

"I'm placing the Green Destiny in your care, Shu-Lien," said Mu-Bai presently in a soft voice, breaking the long silence. "This accursed blade has stolen too many human souls and I cannot bear ever to touch it again, let alone use it."

"You used it to punish the wicked and defend the innocent and weak," responded Shu-Lien. "Why should you have any regrets about using the Green Destiny?"

"No amount of wickedness could ever warrant having one's soul locked in limbo for untold eons with no prospect of reincarnation," replied Mu-Bai. "One wonders how our forefathers could ever have forged an abomination of this nature. Even as I now think of the countless men I have slain, it fills my heart with remorse. Fain would I destroy this sword utterly and free all the souls trapped within in the process, yet the means to do so is perfectly unknown to me.

"This is therefore what I'm asking you to do, Shu-Lien -- to lock this weapon away until a means is found to end its curse. Will you accede to my request, Shu-Lien?"

K T Ong · 03-28-2002, 10:17 AM

Guess no one's interested...

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 04-02-2002, 04:44 PM

After jarjar left the mysterious figure he descended left his house and saw a shiny object laying on the ground. Jar Jar went over and picked up the object to check it out. there was a shiny button on the object that mystified Jar Jar. So he of course pressed to button. lisght started flashing on the object, and they started flashing faster and faster, Jar Jar was confused by the lights but excited by the accident. just then young Luke skywalker was coming over the hill to see Jar and he realized what Jar Jar was holding. There was a huge explosion.
The last words jar jar ever heard, was "jar jar, what are you doing with that thermo detonator?"

/)eathKiller · 04-02-2002, 06:32 PM

*605 Beat time on the small planet of ragol, a large and bulky black robot stood in the rain... in his hand was a set of soaked flowers which had been neatly wrapped by his gigantic hands...

he held his arm limp and let the flowers slip from his hand...

"I can't belive it..." he thought... err computed, "She stood me up... Shino actually stood me up, the hottest bot in the universe just looked me in the visual sensor and denounced my plans for dinner... I... I can't go on..." He fell to his knees...the water droplets running down his armor... he saw a droplet of water run over his lense... it flashes quickly and washed clean... he sat and aimed his pointy beak toward the ground...

"Is this crying?"

Suddenly a white mage appeared out of nowhere with a large wand in her hand... the android pointed his head up toward her... "huh? Who are you?"

"I am Gekigasaragi!"

"who?"

"Im one of those NPCs you never really get to talk to..."

"umm ok..."

"I have a mission for you young ranger!"

"but im twohundred and eighty ni-" "now now age is nothing!"

"excuse me but.."

"no buts mister! You have a magical quest ahead of you!"

"...magic is science..."

"Well then you have a paranormally scientific quest ensured in your future! It is one of mysticism and lore of the likes which you cannot begin to comprehend!"

"Well then lay it on me!"

"So be it Android Ranger Deathkiller! You are to be sent to middle earth!"

"what's a robot going to do THERE?!"

"Sort out all this nonsense with JarJar Binks blowing up and Shu-Lien needing to lock the darkness of a sword away..."

"A dark sword eh?"

"Yes a sword that is dark..."

"and Jar Jar blowing up EH?"

"yes he's in too many peices to count..."

"If i can raid JarJar's courpse for Darth-Mauls Lightsaber and if I can bring along my OWN evil swordl *pulls out red katana that has purple lightening bolts shooting all over it* The YAMIGARASARAKIRU-KEN... then it's a deal...

"ok but just call you're sword a Yami for the love of god the writer had to actually look up the darn thing's name in the game to see how it was spelled!"

"Okie Dokie!"

"ONWARD!"

The large robot dissapeared into a flurry of cherry blossoms...

K T Ong · 04-03-2002, 10:40 AM

WHEEEEEE!! Some people are interested after all! I'm SOOOOOO happy!!

But then again, hey, why kill Jar Jar?? Thought I asked you fellas not to kill off any characters??

Please, I beg you all, don't kill off any characters (or stretch them too far out of character or incapacitate them unduly if you decide to use them) -- unless they're your own. Okay, please, pretty pleeeease?

I mean, I'm sure /)eathkiller won't like it if I just kill off his black robot or female mage character in this post.

I'm bringing back Jar Jar! Don't kill him off again -- understand?

(Look, I know many of you hate him, but...)

**************************************************

Jar Jar woke up. "...oooh, whatsa happensa?..." Looking around, he found himself lying on a bed, and saw Luke Skywalker and Gandalf standing beside him. His girlfriend Ghee Ghee Wonks was nearby as well.

"Oh! Jar Jar's alive! Meesa so happy!" cried Ghee Ghee as she jumped up and down.

"Easy, Jar Jar," said Luke. "You got blown to bits by a thermal detonator. This kind wizard helped me to put you together again."

"Lucky I had a sachet of Resurrection Powder with me," joined Gandalf. "Nearly spent all my life savings to buy just this one sachet from the priest in Arnika, a city in the dimensional plane of Dominus. Ah, well, guess that's the way it goes..."

"But whysa anyone wansa put a bomb in my love Jar Jar's house to kill himsa?" asked Ghee Ghee. "Heesa nice person!"

"...wouldn't know," replied Luke. "Perchance it's the work of some dark Jedi..."

"I can always consult my scrying glass to find out when we come to my residence," said Gandalf. "Meanwhile, at least Jar Jar's all okay now. Come, why don't we all get ready to go to Middle-Earth. Frodo's birthday party will start soon!" And Gandalf used his staff to trace out a huge circle in the air -- which turned into an interdimensional portal, at the other side of which a village could be seen with Hobbits running around...

uss · 04-03-2002, 03:21 PM

and so they went through the portal into the hobbit village. the village was full of happy hobbits that were running around, playing till their knees would hurt. then, from a purple mass of shadows comes something sinister.a power so evil that it makes children become slaves to it. it was..*sweating and very nervously*..Barney the dinosaur:

Name:Barney
Class:Fighter/Thief
Level:6
Saves:whatever
HP: 60
Thaco: 6
Stats:
STR 14
DEX:13
CON:20(well, he IS a dinosaur)
INT:8
WIS:12
CHR:25(don`t ask)
special abilities:
Summon children- Barney can summon his obsessive childish slaves whenever he wants to. these children often come in large packs which might make them dangerous.

03-23-2002, 01:29 PM	#1
K T Ong Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 27, 2002 Location: Plateau of Singapore Age: 62 Posts: 1,230	All right, let's be frank, I really don't know whether or how this will work out. I can only hope you folks will give it your support. Basically, the idea here is to have a funny, hodge-podge RPG, meaning by hodge-podge that you can bring in absolutely any of your favorite characters from any game/comic/movie etc universe (though preferably well-known ones), whether Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers or Marvel superheroes or Little Red Riding Hood or Mulder and Scully or whatever. The idea is to bring them all together and see what kind of wacky story we can work out. I'll suggest that we can use each other's* characters, just so long as we don't kill off each other's characters, stretch them too far out of character or incapacitate them unduly. I'll start with some characters from the Star Wars and LOTR universes... ************************************************* Jar Jar Binks woke up. It was another lovely morning on the wonderful planet of Naboo. Turning to look at the huge, beautiful hologlobe hovering in the air in his bedroom, which the Jedis recently gave him as a present, he smiled and strode to the bathroom for a shower. Today was going to be a special day. For he had received an invitation from Frodo Baggins the Hobbit to attend a big birthday party. Fascinating race, the Hobbits, thought Jar Jar as he savored the refreshing sensation of warm water on his body. The natives of Naboo had recently started developing trade relations with those of Middle-Earth, an alien extradimensional plane. Being one of those who had traveled to that alien dimension, Jar Jar came to know of the Hobbits and Frodo in particular, and a great friendship quickly grew between them. Presently Jar Jar dried himself and sprayed on some Ewok urine perfume before sauntering out of his house and making his way to his girlfriend's residence. He had to be sure to bring his sweetheart Ghee Ghee Wonks to the birthday party. She would also be a great help in deciding what birthday present they could get for Frodo, besides. But as he was descending the stairs from his house he saw a tall and unfamiliar figure approaching. It was a human with a long, white beard, dressed in blue robes and wearing a pointed hat. "A Jedi?" thought Jar Jar. Unlikely. No Jedi he knew of ever wore pointed hats. But who could this stranger be, then? Even before Jar Jar could think any further, the stranger was right before him. The man smiled. "Jar Jar Binks, I presume?" "Meesa Jar Jar, yeah," nodded Jar Jar. "Who're you?" "I'm Gandalf," replied the bearded human. "I understand you're a friend of Frodo's?" Please continue the story. __________________ <br />Look! Everyone\'s admiring me! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

03-23-2002, 01:51 PM	#3
K T Ong Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 27, 2002 Location: Plateau of Singapore Age: 62 Posts: 1,230	Bring in some of your own characters, then. Or start another scene. (You hate Jar Jar too, eh?... [img]smile.gif[/img] ) __________________ <br />Look! Everyone\'s admiring me! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

03-23-2002, 02:39 PM	#5
K T Ong Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 27, 2002 Location: Plateau of Singapore Age: 62 Posts: 1,230	All right, why don't I start another scene (this one's a bit more serious...): Meanwhile, on another world on yet another dimensional plane... Li Mu-Bai contemplated the bamboo groves at the edge of the rock garden while sipping some jasmine tea in the ornate pavillion. Shu-Lien was nearby, her gaze directed towards the beautifully crafted sword laid on the table. Though a triumph of artistic swordsmithing, the weapon also gave off an unnerving, evil green glow. "I'm placing the Green Destiny in your care, Shu-Lien," said Mu-Bai presently in a soft voice, breaking the long silence. "This accursed blade has stolen too many human souls and I cannot bear ever to touch it again, let alone use it." "You used it to punish the wicked and defend the innocent and weak," responded Shu-Lien. "Why should you have any regrets about using the Green Destiny?" "No amount of wickedness could ever warrant having one's soul locked in limbo for untold eons with no prospect of reincarnation," replied Mu-Bai. "One wonders how our forefathers could ever have forged an abomination of this nature. Even as I now think of the countless men I have slain, it fills my heart with remorse. Fain would I destroy this sword utterly and free all the souls trapped within in the process, yet the means to do so is perfectly unknown to me. "This is therefore what I'm asking you to do, Shu-Lien -- to lock this weapon away until a means is found to end its curse. Will you accede to my request, Shu-Lien?" __________________ <br />Look! Everyone\'s admiring me! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

03-28-2002, 10:17 AM	#6
K T Ong Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 27, 2002 Location: Plateau of Singapore Age: 62 Posts: 1,230	Guess no one's interested... __________________ <br />Look! Everyone\'s admiring me! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

04-02-2002, 04:44 PM	#7
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	After jarjar left the mysterious figure he descended left his house and saw a shiny object laying on the ground. Jar Jar went over and picked up the object to check it out. there was a shiny button on the object that mystified Jar Jar. So he of course pressed to button. lisght started flashing on the object, and they started flashing faster and faster, Jar Jar was confused by the lights but excited by the accident. just then young Luke skywalker was coming over the hill to see Jar and he realized what Jar Jar was holding. There was a huge explosion. The last words jar jar ever heard, was "jar jar, what are you doing with that thermo detonator?" __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

03-23-2002, 01:44 PM	#2
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	(OOC: I'd join, but I fear that I'd have a hard time doing anything except painful and messy things to Jar Jar now that he's in he RP.....)

03-23-2002, 02:08 PM	#4
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 40 Posts: 5,459	Oh dear... IC: Legolas was strolling about the forest when he heard he was in danger of being seriously ridiculed in some sort of roleplay game. So, he walked up to a shady, mysterious wizard clad in black and arranged for a teleportation spell. Then, he dissapeared from this game never to appear again OOC: [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-02-2002, 06:32 PM	#8
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 40 Posts: 6,043	605 Beat time on the small planet of ragol, a large and bulky black robot stood in the rain... in his hand was a set of soaked flowers which had been neatly wrapped by his gigantic hands... he held his arm limp and let the flowers slip from his hand... "I can't belive it..." he thought... err computed, "She stood me up... Shino actually stood me up, the hottest bot in the universe just looked me in the visual sensor and denounced my plans for dinner... I... I can't go on..." He fell to his knees...the water droplets running down his armor... he saw a droplet of water run over his lense... it flashes quickly and washed clean... he sat and aimed his pointy beak toward the ground... "Is this crying?" Suddenly a white mage appeared out of nowhere with a large wand in her hand... the android pointed his head up toward her... "huh? Who are you?" "I am Gekigasaragi!" "who?" "Im one of those NPCs you never really get to talk to..." "umm ok..." "I have a mission for you young ranger!" "but im twohundred and eighty ni-" "now now age is nothing!" "excuse me but.." "no buts mister! You have a magical quest ahead of you!" "...magic is science..." "Well then you have a paranormally scientific quest ensured in your future! It is one of mysticism and lore of the likes which you cannot begin to comprehend!" "Well then lay it on me!" "So be it Android Ranger Deathkiller! You are to be sent to middle earth!" "what's a robot going to do THERE?!" "Sort out all this nonsense with JarJar Binks blowing up and Shu-Lien needing to lock the darkness of a sword away..." "A dark sword eh?" "Yes a sword that is dark..." "and Jar Jar blowing up EH?" "yes he's in too many peices to count..." "If i can raid JarJar's courpse for Darth-Mauls Lightsaber and if I can bring along my OWN evil swordl pulls out red katana that has purple lightening bolts shooting all over it* The YAMIGARASARAKIRU-KEN... then it's a deal... "ok but just call you're sword a Yami for the love of god the writer had to actually look up the darn thing's name in the game to see how it was spelled!" "Okie Dokie!" "ONWARD!" The large robot dissapeared into a flurry of cherry blossoms...

04-03-2002, 10:40 AM	#9
K T Ong Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 27, 2002 Location: Plateau of Singapore Age: 62 Posts: 1,230	WHEEEEEE!! Some people are interested after all! I'm SOOOOOO happy!! But then again, hey, why kill Jar Jar?? Thought I asked you fellas not to kill off any characters?? Please, I beg you all, don't kill off any characters (or stretch them too far out of character or incapacitate them unduly if you decide to use them) -- unless they're your own. Okay, please, pretty pleeeease? I mean, I'm sure /)eathkiller won't like it if I just kill off his black robot or female mage character in this post. I'm bringing back Jar Jar! Don't kill him off again -- understand? (Look, I know many of you hate him, but...) ************************************************** Jar Jar woke up. "...oooh, whatsa happensa?..." Looking around, he found himself lying on a bed, and saw Luke Skywalker and Gandalf standing beside him. His girlfriend Ghee Ghee Wonks was nearby as well. "Oh! Jar Jar's alive! Meesa so happy!" cried Ghee Ghee as she jumped up and down. "Easy, Jar Jar," said Luke. "You got blown to bits by a thermal detonator. This kind wizard helped me to put you together again." "Lucky I had a sachet of Resurrection Powder with me," joined Gandalf. "Nearly spent all my life savings to buy just this one sachet from the priest in Arnika, a city in the dimensional plane of Dominus. Ah, well, guess that's the way it goes..." "But whysa anyone wansa put a bomb in my love Jar Jar's house to kill himsa?" asked Ghee Ghee. "Heesa nice person!" "...wouldn't know," replied Luke. "Perchance it's the work of some dark Jedi..." "I can always consult my scrying glass to find out when we come to my residence," said Gandalf. "Meanwhile, at least Jar Jar's all okay now. Come, why don't we all get ready to go to Middle-Earth. Frodo's birthday party will start soon!" And Gandalf used his staff to trace out a huge circle in the air -- which turned into an interdimensional portal, at the other side of which a village could be seen with Hobbits running around... __________________ <br />Look! Everyone\'s admiring me! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

04-03-2002, 03:21 PM	#10
uss 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 16, 2001 Location: Estonia Age: 36 Posts: 2,775	and so they went through the portal into the hobbit village. the village was full of happy hobbits that were running around, playing till their knees would hurt. then, from a purple mass of shadows comes something sinister.a power so evil that it makes children become slaves to it. it was..sweating and very nervously..Barney the dinosaur: Name:Barney Class:Fighter/Thief Level:6 Saves:whatever HP: 60 Thaco: 6 Stats: STR 14 DEX:13 CON:20(well, he IS a dinosaur) INT:8 WIS:12 CHR:25(don`t ask) special abilities: Summon children- Barney can summon his obsessive childish slaves whenever he wants to. these children often come in large packs which might make them dangerous.

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