You know you played too Much BG2 if.....

[dafan]

Originally posted by Xen: You can never have too much of BG2. Never!!

Indeed =)

[sorab]

-wear a chainmail before going to school
-going to forgerers named cromwell to fix your car or mobile phone
-talking to your sword about killing rich people..and richer people

[Dadams1]

- When you go to sleep outside and hide a dagger +1 under your pillow, just in case enemies awake you from your rest.

- When you are in a fight in school and you attempt to cast Protection from Evil on yourself, followed by Gate.

- Whenever you see a hamster you automatically refer to it as 'Boo'.

- You're late for your schoolbus so you try to cast Haste on yourself to catch up.

- When you ask for directions, you automatically replace any city name with 'Athkatla' or 'Trademeet', and ask how many hours it will take to reach there.

- When you come across a locked door you try to cast Knock on it, and when it doesn't open you assume that it is protected against simple spells and start to search for a key.

And...

- You go up to random strangers on the sidewalk and ask them if they know how to finish Edwin's quest, and when they walk away shaking their head you make a vow to raise your charisma.

[Elverath]

You know you've played too much BG2 if you tell your family you are going to go search in caves to try and find Bin Laden but you are actually doing it to live in the dark for a few years and come out to see what Drizzt Do'Urden felt like when he left the underdark. Not good. Not good at all.

[Dragonshadow]

-You try looking around the woods to find dire wolves, and the landowner chucks you out.
- Your hamster is suddenly miniture, giant and space.-You shave off your hair, paint your head purple and get a hamster that is the above.
- You scream in terror at anyone who is wearing anything that looks like a robe: Cowled wizards!!!
-You scream in terror at anyone who is wearing anything red: Red wizr=ards of Thay!!!!
- You start muttering to yourself and calling everyone monkeys.
- You look for a girdle of sex change to morph you boss into a girl.
- You are obsessed with hasters.
-You scream and bash every rat you see, because Boo doesn't like their tails.
- You find yourself living in terror of seeing a guy called Habib and a sword.
- You avoid graveyards: Bhodi could be there!!!!
- You try casting finger of death at annoying people.
- You throw rocks at annoying people, and are suprized when you get in trouble with the police: "He was Noober, man!"

[robohobodude]

-When you go camping you insist on sleeping in the camp fire because you claim your ring is a ring of fire resistance

-you are devastated after being bitten by a bat because no one you know has a restoration spell to cast on you

[robohobodude]

- you carry around human skin with the excuse that someone will make it into nice leather armor for you and are later arrested and questioned on the recent murders near the lions gate bridge

[Dragonshadow]

you know you've played too much BG2 if you start looking on websites to find out how to know if you've played to much BG2!!!

[Arias De'Minal]

-You try and cast "Stone to Flesh" on the poor saps who are now statues in your town.

-When asked your age you respond with a number in the triple digits.

-You decided your new nikes just arnt as good as your boots of speed.

-Your family cowers every time you start to talk about your adventures in the underdark.

-You think TV is a sadistic way of someone spying on you.

-Your girlfriend is offended when you tell her she smells like death, and you dont know why.

[Malavon's Rage]

You forget to memorize a dispel magic to dispel your stone-skin on your wedding night... [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]