You know you played too Much BG2 if.....

[The X]

You'll know when at the end of the month, your electric bill goes sky high, you burnt your hard drive, your sweet galfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife becomes a ta'nari, your career in jeopardy, your buddies left you and the only thing you gonna say is...."That bloody lich Kagaxx!"

[bilqis]

- when your entire family continually quotes Minsc & Jan Jansen sayings, in public, in unison, "Those turnip hating scum!"

- when your youngest son dresses up like Jan Jansen for Halloween (he did too!)

- When you say to your husband after meeting a stranger, "He looks like Golodar"

ditto to all of what YOU said

[WOLFGIR]

- When you can´t find your cellphone in your pockets you refer to it as a "one-use per day" item and has to sleep for 8 hours until you can make another phonecall.
- When you curse the duration of your silence spell after had your head chewed of by your boss who found you snooring in the techroom...
- You go around and point and press all people to see if they have something important to say..
- You boast over your incredible two weapon style fighting before you hack your meal to imsy bits with your knife of starvation and your fork of piercing..

[Zoratorak]

(im not creative like the rest of ya) but this post is so funny =) (hahahahahaha)

- everytime you go to the temple... you give a sizable amount of donation to the church and look around to see if anyone is adoring you already =)
- you were brought to the hostpital and had your bones casted because you fell down the stairs carrying so many baggages since you think your godlike and carry 1500 pounds =)

You have stress related dreams after playing BG2! I don't play for 1 hour before I sleep now. (Don't really believe that the stress related stuff has anything to do with the uncertainity in my job!!)

If you dream about imeon telling you you should use you heritage
and after the dream you go about in the street schreaming Vita Moltres Hajaer (?)
or trying to shapeshift to a Slayer

When you Start slaying chikens to see what's in them (Umer hills quets what is that??? i can't find it)

If you try to cast spells and go sleep if they don't work

If you skin becomes green --(king of the hill)

[Lord of Alcohol]

You keep thinking you can reload and try again when you screw something up at work

[Mandrake]

- Your movements are restricted becuase you cant seem to go anywhere unless someone shows you where it is on a map first

- You keep asking the staff at the local store when they are finally going to get some magic items in stock. (You are also continually arested for shoplifting)

- You complain to the bartender if you dont hear some new gossip everytime you buy a drink.
(You also grumble that he never seems to have dwarven ale)

- Your friends an family begin to eye you strangely because you keep insisting that its not safe for them to travel at night with all the thieves and vampires about.

[Jason]

this is soo funny..didnt know that this would go this long

jo jason my fighter / assassin is named Iason
nice huh

You know you played too Much BG2 if.....
When you change your name from Jason to Iason because someone on some fucked up board had that name as a Fighter/assassin